Editor Alan is very proud of his Scotch roots and takes great delight in the fact that copper wire was invented by two men fighting over a penny in Paisley.
When he flounced off his chair and announced he was going ‘te git sum noo booties on ma bike’ someone piped up: “I bet you will try and wriggle out of paying for that.”
And with a flourish of his mullet, he exited, the challenge accepted…
