Cheese toasties are the new gateway to violent crime

Bristol council have banned Satan’s snack in a bid to kerb motorcycle gangs

Cheese toasties are the new gateway to violent crime

CHEESE TOASTIES. The tasty triangles of molten deliciousness are being banned from a Bristol park as, apparently, they cause motorcycle gangs to converge on a city park like stilton crazed monsters.

No, it isn’t April 1stand yes you read that correctly – Horfield council have banned the hot-pockets of loveliness from being sold on Bristol’s Monks Park as the tasty treats are attracting anti-social behaviour, school truants and cheese crazed motorcycle gangs, hell-bent on causing mayhem.

As reported in the Mail Online, the vendor who wants to sell demonic nibble already has a licence to sell cold drinks and snacks but, due to the toastie summoning up such evil, his hot food licence has been declined.

Councillor Claire Hiscott was quoted as saying: "They have to have patrols of staff to make sure kids don't walk off site. The lure of a food concession may encourage kids to take a little walk."

She went on to say: "Historically we had antisocial behaviour, not just motorbikes, from young adults gathering with alcohol and causing a disturbance."

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