Cheese toasties are the new gateway to violent crime
Bristol council have banned Satan’s snack in a bid to kerb motorcycle gangs
CHEESE TOASTIES. The tasty triangles of molten deliciousness are being banned from a Bristol park as, apparently, they cause motorcycle gangs to converge on a city park like stilton crazed monsters.
No, it isn’t April 1stand yes you read that correctly – Horfield council have banned the hot-pockets of loveliness from being sold on Bristol’s Monks Park as the tasty treats are attracting anti-social behaviour, school truants and cheese crazed motorcycle gangs, hell-bent on causing mayhem.
As reported in the Mail Online, the vendor who wants to sell demonic nibble already has a licence to sell cold drinks and snacks but, due to the toastie summoning up such evil, his hot food licence has been declined.
Councillor Claire Hiscott was quoted as saying: "They have to have patrols of staff to make sure kids don't walk off site. The lure of a food concession may encourage kids to take a little walk."
She went on to say: "Historically we had antisocial behaviour, not just motorbikes, from young adults gathering with alcohol and causing a disturbance."
We’ll bring you more as we have it on this gripping story…
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Simon (AKA Toad) has been working within the motorcycle industry for more than twelve years, and a member of the motorcyclist family since birth. Growing up around British-built single and twins, it was inevitable that a life on two wheels was on the cards, from a very early age!
