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Well, someone could so they did...
Visordown News
Yes, it's a powered three-wheeler wheelbarrow that seems, somehow, to have slipped this month's Motorcycle Industry Association's registration listings.
Is it a cruiser? Is it an exciting adventure sports machine? Or maybe it's a tourer? Or is it just half-inched from a building site while the site manager's back's turned?
The eagle-eyed amongst you may have noticed the bucket-mounted speedo, the neatly tucked away plastic fuel tank and the crude but effective rack and pinion steering system.
There's obviously mortar this special building than we first thought.
Sorry...