Bike-mad swinging woman vicar gets slapped

Tribunal finds sex-crazed female vicar guilty of gross misconduct

A BIKE-MAD female vicar has been barred from ministry for 12 years after admitting to a tribunal she enjoyed swinging with her open-minded husband.

The Rev Teresa Davies first revealed her wayward ways at a Christmas lunch - much to the digust of her colleauges. A report in today's Daily Telegraph says Rev Davies' parish also took objection when the 37-year-old mother-of-two held three church services while drunk, smelling of alcohol and swaying from side to side. As a result the the choir "fell apart under her direction".

The tribunal said Rev Davies had "acted in a manner that is unbecoming or inappropriate to the office and work of a clerk in holy orders."

The tribunal concluded her behaviour was "scandalous and a serious breach of the guidelines."

She was barred from ministry for 12 years.