motorcycle picture captions

Caption that: 'Do I jet-ski? No. Why do you ask?'

Mate, you've ruined your bike. And your jet ski.

Caption that: eau de blue smoke

Real Kickstarter campaign seeks funding for two-stroke fragranced cologne. Your funniest caption please.

Caption that: 'I'm not saying you're a crasher but I've made a few mods before you borrow my bike'

Caption that: ‘Are you sure these were the plans for the “ultimate weapon”, Leia?'

Good, good. Let the funny captions flow through you.

Caption that: 'What's it called?' 'Err'

Your funniest caption, please

Caption that: Sadly Guinness wasn't present to ratify the editor's 'world's smallest wheelie' record

Your funniest caption please

Caption that: ‘I need your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle and your stabilisers’

‘Oh wait. The clothes and boots don't fit’

Caption that: the fake KTM helmets proved easy to spot

The peak of counterfeit brand extension

Caption that: The 2016 ZX-10R. Now with 20% longer elbows.

Caption that: 'Stop stroking the seat. I think it's getting excited.'

Your funniest caption please