motorcycle caption contest

Caption that: Nans of Anarchy

Your funniest caption, please

Caption that: It's the dog's bollocks...

... and the new Kawasaki ZX-10R

Caption that: Another proud DuCATi owner

Your funniest caption, please...

Caption that: 'Wow, Ducati's Skyhook suspension really works'

Your funniest caption, please

Caption that: Parking wardens get serious

There's no appealing this ticket

Caption that: A motorcyclist stopped in a hotel car park and took this photo of his bike...

...and got a surprise when he spotted what was behind it in the bushes

Caption that: It only makes one horsepower...

... but he seems all white with that.

Caption that: 'Listen, I'm all up for recycling but...'

Go on, boot it up mate

Caption that: Queuing for petrol is pants

Caption that: eau de blue smoke

Real Kickstarter campaign seeks funding for two-stroke fragranced cologne. Your funniest caption please.

Caption that: 'I'm not saying you're a crasher but I've made a few mods before you borrow my bike'

Caption that: Orlando was gutted about crashing his S1000R into an R nineT

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should