World's first automatic motorcycle washing machine

Moto Express claim their contraption will clean your bike in five minutes flat

Would you put your bike through this contraption?

BORED WITH having to wash your bike the conventional way? How about this for another labour-saving device from the land of free, fat and lazy (or America, if you'd prefer).

The automatic motorcycle washing machine is called the Moto Express and the makers claim that it can do what would take all afternoon in around five minutes from start to finish.

It sounds good in principal, but we're betting it's nowhere near as good as cleaning the wheel rims as we are with our collection of toothbrushes and tar remover.