Vernon Kay tops ladies' biker poll

What is the world coming to?

Kay (left), fatty Moyles and Kay's wife, Tess Daly

IN A seemingly pointless survey, TV 'superstar' Vernon Kay has been voted the man UK women would most like to see in skintight biking leathers, says an article in Bolton News.

The poll, involving women aged 16 to 64, showed the former Bolton model as the ladies' favourite.

He beat footballer Ashley Cole, Prince Harry, Radio 1 DJ Chris Moyles (?), news presenter Trevor McDonald (eh?!!!), The One Show presenter Adrian Chiles and Johnny Vaughan. Imagine that, Sir Trevor replete in skintight bike gear - someone's gotta be having a laugh.

A similar poll among men saw X-Factor judge and 'sort of' singer Dannii Minogue come top with Vernon Kay's saucy northern strumpet wife, Tess Daly, in fifth place.