A tyre to settle the 'chicken strip' debate

You're not a biker unless you've either pointed and laughed at someone's chicken strips, or had someone point at yours. Here's the tyre to end the ridicule...

Metzeler have introduced their new Sportec M5 with this brilliant addition to the tread pattern. Now you can get your notepad out and compare markers with your mates.

Where would I get to? Probably around marker 4, and then I'd no doubt fall off. How about you?