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Ok. Working on a McAlpine site in Newcastle. Eldon Square to be precise.

Imagine the scene... 30 or so lads sat on the green tucking into Greggs Cheese n Onion pasties and Steak Bakes.

Some bloke comes waltzing over and sorta stands there making eye contact with a few of us.... It's all quiet whilst everyone wonders who he is and what's gonna happen. Anyways... the silence breaks...

Are you hungry guys??

'Eh' I says?? 'We're feeding our faces on pasties mate.. Do we look hungry?"

"Are you hungry" he says..."Hungry for God?"

At this point I jumped up and told him to fuck off and go bother someone else.. I was fuming.. Keep it for Sunday matey.. take your scriptures and fuck off before I stick em up your arse...

I sorta feel guilty about swearing at him.. There again I feel as though I was justified in expressing my anger too..

He ruined my appetite.. I never enjoyed my fresh cream peach melba...

Was I out of order expressing myself in this fashion?

I was expecting ghosts.0.5/10

as rude as your outburst was, it is no ruder than that cunt coming up to you and forcing his shit down your throat

Hagar T Orrible wrote

as rude as your outburst was, it is no ruder than that cunt coming up to you and forcing his shit down your throat

now THAT would have been a good story

Kitch wrote

now THAT would have been a good story

LMFAO

Sinner.....................

you should have thrown something at him. something bia and heavy

Dick wrote

Ok. Working on a McAlpine site in Newcastle. Eldon Square to be precise.Imagine the scene... 30 or so lads sat on the green tucking into Greggs Cheese n Onion pasties and Steak Bakes.Some bloke comes waltzing over and sorta stands there making eye contact with a few of us.... It's all quiet whilst everyone wonders who he is and what's gonna happen. Anyways... the silence breaks... Are you hungry guys??'Eh' I says?? 'We're feeding our faces on pasties mate.. Do we look hungry?""Are you hungry" he says..."Hungry for God?"At this point I jumped up and told him to fuck off and go bother someone else.. I was fuming.. Keep it for Sunday matey.. take your scriptures and fuck off before I stick em up your arse... I sorta feel guilty about swearing at him.. There again I feel as though I was justified in expressing my anger too.. He ruined my appetite.. I never enjoyed my fresh cream peach melba... Was I out of order expressing myself in this fashion?

Shame that you guys missed the opportunity of a free meal at the newly opened restaurant nr Eldon Sq..I think its called 'Gods'

There are sinners and there are winners, which are you?

Are you sure he didn't say cock ... ??

Dick wrote

"Are you hungry" he says..."Hungry for God?"

Do you get wafers with it?

ABF wrote

Are you sure he didn't say cock ... ??

LMFAO

how exactly was this chap "forcing his shit down your throat"? A simple (and courteous) "no thanks" would have sufficed.What IS scary is your inability to articulate your feelings without resorting to bad language.

lynne wrote

how exactly was this chap "forcing his shit down your throat"? A simple (and courteous) "no thanks" would have sufficed.What IS scary is your inability to articulate your feelings without resorting to bad language.

you fucking tell him!

lynne wrote

how exactly was this chap "forcing his shit down your throat"? A simple (and courteous) "no thanks" would have sufficed.What IS scary is your inability to articulate your feelings without resorting to bad language.

Alas.. My language may have been a tad fruity... But in my defense..I DON'T WANT BOTHERING WHEN I'M ON MY FUCKING LUNCH He must've had some bottle though.

Eldon Square is one of our designs. I'll check if the Newcastle Offfice accidentally added a religeous nutter to the spec. He might have just been leftover on one of the layout drawings from a previous retail project.

Dick wrote

Was I out of order expressing myself in this fashion?

Your conscience has been bothering you for some time now brother,hasn't it? Your anger was an outward manifestation of your inner spiritual turmoil.In essence you are a sore Dick.

Taipan wrote

There are sinners and there are winners, which are you?

I'm a winning sinner! Is Mr Tibbs still trolling around here? Can't wait for the cock to see this.

Dick wrote

Alas.. My language may have been a tad fruity... But in my defense..I DON'T WANT BOTHERING WHEN I'M ON MY FUCKING LUNCH He must've had some bottle though.

defence.Do you receive disability allowance for your Tourette's?

A bit of a over-reaction maybe; Dick.

He's probably praying for you right now and there's NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!

lynne wrote

Tourette's?

Shouldn't there be a space between the S and the question mark ? Must try harder if we get off on correcting grammer and spelling mistakes in forums.

Dick wrote

At this point I jumped up and told him to fuck off and go bother someone else.. I was fuming.. Keep it for Sunday matey.. take your scriptures and fuck off before I stick em up your arse...

You need a job in customer services .. the complaints will come down a treat

No, there shouldn't be a space between the S and the question mark.

I tell the cunts to 'fuck off' my property every other week, got no time for religous morons trying to brainwash me on my doorstep. If I wanted to blindly believe in the crap that spouted in the name of God I'd be down the church every Sunday with the rest of the sheep. You did right in telling the fucker to move along, I'd have done the same if I'd of been in your position.

kirklet wrote

I tell the cunts to 'fuck off' my property every other week, got no time for religous morons trying to brainwash me on my doorstep. If I wanted to blindly believe in the crap that spouted in the name of God I'd be down the church every Sunday with the rest of the sheep. You did right in telling the fucker to move along, I'd have done the same if I'd of been in your position.

superfluous preposition.

lynne wrote

no, there shouldn't be a space between the S and the question mark.

Heh, I stand corrected. I must try harder

lynne wrote

superfluous preposition.

Aaah, I see you obviously fancy yourself as a bog standard forum crusader. Pedantic tossers who correct people in forums over trivial things trying so hard to either make themselves look clever or make people with whom they dont share and opinion look stupid get right up my fucking nose tbh.

Stupid tossers get right up my nose too.

lynne wrote

Stupid tossers get right up my nose too.

Which are you then? Stupid or a tosser?

The original poster asked for opinions. I gave mine. Just because my opinion differs from either yours, or that of the Dick who asked the question doesn't make it wrong; it just makes it different.You attempted to show me up by asserting that my grammar was incorrect. You could have redeemed yourself by accepting that you were indeed in the wrong, but you chose to further embarrass yourself by belligerent posturing.Now, which one of us is stupid, or a tosser? (NB - no space between the S and the question mark)

lynne wrote

The original poster asked for opinions. I gave mine. Just because my opinion differs from either yours, or that of the Dick who asked the question doesn't make it wrong; it just makes it different.You attempted to show me up by asserting that my grammar was incorrect. You could have redeemed yourself by accepting that you were indeed in the wrong, but you chose to further embarrass yourself by belligerent posturing.Now, which one of us is stupid, or a tosser? (NB - no space between the S and the question mark)

I accepted I was incorrect over the space between the question mark tbh, you must of missed my post whilst you were fine combing through my other posts you pedantic tosser Tossers who try and belittle people in forums (such as yourself) by highlighting truly insignificant things such as spelling mistakes are the only ones embarrassing themselves. If your opinon differs from the guys then fair enough, trying to make him look stupid by pointing out his spelling mistakes only points to some strange insecurity that you obviously are trying to cover up.

kirklet wrote

Heh, I stand corrected. I must try harder

Just in case you missed it earlier

I wasn't correcting his grammatical mistakes, I was correctly yours.

Go Lynne, you tell him girlYeehaa

lynne wrote

defence.Do you receive disability allowance for your Tourette's?

Correcting his spelling mistakes then?

Mea culpa.

kirklet wrote

Shouldn't there be a space between the S and the question mark ? Must try harder if we get off on correcting grammer and spelling mistakes in forums.

Grammar, btw.

Severen wrote

Grammar, btw.

I'll add you to my (ever growing) list of tossers on here then?

lynne wrote

Mea culpa.

Indeed it was.

kirklet wrote

I'll add you to my (ever growing) list of tossers on here then?

Please do.If it means I no longer have to suffer your inept grammar, spelling and attempts to correct others (not to mention your acute lack of a sense of humour!) then you'll be doing me a favour.Put me on ignore while you're at it, would you? I'd take that as a compliment.

*knocks heads* bloody children.A.ps cheers (Bloody mary)

AlexDangerfield wrote

*knocks heads* bloody children.A.ps cheers (Bloody mary)

OOOWWW!!!He started it!!

There, there, Sev. Come here and let me kiss it better!

AlexDangerfield wrote

*knocks heads* bloody children.A.ps cheers (Bloody mary)

I only just got here

lynne wrote

There, there, Sev. Come here and let me kiss it better!

Top notch care on this forum!! Shall I tell you which head he knocked?

Severen wrote

Please do.If it means I no longer have to suffer your inept grammar, spelling and attempts to correct others (not to mention your acute lack of a sense of humour!) then you'll be doing me a favour.Put me on ignore while you're at it, would you? I'd take that as a compliment.

Oh stop being a fucking drama queen, I don't ignore or disregard anybodies opinions but your still right up there on the list, just behind Lynne for what it's worth.

kirklet wrote

Oh stop being a fucking drama queen, I don't ignore or disregard anybodies opinions but your still right up there on the list, just behind Lynne for what it's worth.

You're too easy.Bring back Mr Tibbs. It's anybody's and you're, btw. I'll let you off the missing comma, just this once.

Severen wrote

You're too easy.Bring back Mr Tibbs. It's anybody's and you're, btw. I'll let you off the missing comma, just this once.

Cheers, I'll bear it in mind for the next time when im pointing out what a tosser you are

kirklet wrote

Cheers, I'll bear it in mind for the next time when im pointing out what a tosser you are

Ta. I'm, btw.

Severen wrote

Ta. I'm, btw.

'that', not 'when'

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