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Seems us VDers are all posting in the 'Cars' section. Latest posts appear at the bottom, so click 'Bottom' at the end of the list to go to them.
Just put one up called 'Race Boys...' and am joining in with 'Pulling power'
Sad? maybe, but a laff nonetheless!!

they wont let me in!!!! connection refused everytime !!!!!!!!!!!!:burp:

Yup,all I get is a blank page with "testing" written on itbizarre

How strange...working fine for me.www.maxpower.co.uk:10080/~maxpower/login

Can someone copy the discussion to a VD thread so that those of us that can't access the site can have a read?

Thunderace just tried to get in at work and it said'you are breaking the rules GET ON THE PHONE'roflmao

I added my 2p's worth .. lol For you all to get in to the forums you'll have to register with them... It takes ages... the site is so slow!!!oh and if you are wondering, I'm only registered because its in my line of work... I'm not that sad!!! lol

Well, its a bit long, but here are the highlights:1:Coming from a bike background I am slightly confused as to why a car which does at best 0-60 in 7secs and 0-100 in a tortoise like 20secs why they are called HOT ? When even the 400cc bikes can do 0-60 in 4-5secs and 100 in 13 secs. My own 1 litre 165bhp bike can do 0-60 in2.5-3 secs and 100 in 5.5secs and top out at a restricted 186mph. Not forgetting 145mph in 10secs.So why don't you all buy a bike and enjoy real performance.Got to admit car engines are way behind the times in terms of power output.Oh one more thing stop trying to race my bike from the lights nobheads, unless you have a seriously trick WRC or mclaren F1 it really isn't worth the humiliation, even then you are going to struggle LMAO......2:Cars have a lot going for them in terms of pulling power(pulling women that is), burnouts, donuts, they look good and you can fit stupidly enourmous amounts of ICE in them3:and you dont have to get all dressed up in bondage style gear every time you go out, you can listen to the radio as you go, you get more than 2 miles to the gallon, if you have a little incident, or some idiot hits you you have a much much better chance of surviving in a carand before you start on about how motorbikists have better driving skills and road know how, in my experience there is just an equal amount of nobs to sensible people ratio amongst motorcyclists as car drivers its just that there are less bikers on the road to make this obvious.For instance I was driving on the motorway doing about 95-100 and this guy is all over the back of my car, trying to peak up the gap between the right side of my car and the central reservation, sitting about a foot off the back of my car etc etc you know the drill.dear god dont I go on when Im hung over....4very obviously SMs!!)'and you dont have to get all dressed up in bondage style gear every time you go out'As far as I'm aware the only legal requirement with regards to clothing on a bike is a helmet.'you can listen to the radio as you go'One word, Walkmans. As far as I'm concerned car drivers only listen to the radio so that they can find out how long the traffic jam they're sitting in is.'you get more than 2 miles to the gallon'I think you may be referring to tank range as opposed to fuel effieciency, so I'll leave that one, nuff said eh!'if you have a little incident, or some idiot hits you you have a much much better chance of surviving in a car'That's right, thrown clear of the incident as opposed to having the engine shatter your legs, the passenger in the rear smashing the driver against the windscreen/steering wheel.'and before you start on about how motorbikists have better driving skills and road know how, in my experience there is just an equal amount of nobs to sensible people ratio amongst motorcyclists as car drivers its just that there are less bikers on the road to make this obvious.'Almost agree with you there, however the training involved to become a 'nob' on a motorbike is much more stringent than in a car.'For instance I was driving on the motorway doing about 95-100 and this guy is all over the back of my car, trying to peak up the gap between the right side of my car and the central reservation, sitting about a foot off the back of my car etc etc you know the drill.'So move out of the way! It's obvious this guy was faster than you? Pride keeping from moving out of the way?5:fuck this thing is weird. I said i had a robin reliant once, that was a hatch back, and it didn't alf get hot when i torched it...............6:Just face it, bikes are better than cars!!7:Gotta agree with you there m8I for one have never been beaten by a car on my 400cc 61.5bhp bike8:LMAO! Just reading through some of the other crap on here...how sad are these race boys!!?"where can I get one of those sad little tinted visors for my slow Nova"...hahaha!!I regularly woop these crappy little cars, with too much plastic and an exhaust that sounds like its blowing, from the lights all around my town...they never win, so why bother, eh?I reckon they're all wannabe bikers with too little skill to handle a real machine.And as for pulling the babes, a bloke in gorgeous full leathers handling a big throbbing beast of a bike does much more for me than some 50hp car with a loud stereo!Just admit defeat lads....bikers are far cooler and twice as fast as any of yas, so give up now :-P9:cars are crap cos they are underpowered overweight noisy and slow 10:Isn't it true that all boy racers are total and utter wankers?!?!?!?!11:what the fuck??!!!! what the hell are you gaylords on about!! face it.....bikes are gay, its a big penis extention (which u all need), u all get off on wearing leather and bum each other at the sight of a micron "can". what a load of shit! check out clarksons video where the bike (r1) gets whooped to fuck round the track by a shitty porsche , there's novas round here that can beat porches. bikes are fuckin death traps, go more than 30mph round a corner and say hello to hospital food for a year.anyway, i've had enough now c ya gaylordsdave.oh yeah while i remember, REVS did a head to head with a tuned escort cosworth and a tuned r1 and the bike got whooped 0-60, 0-100 and top speed so shove that up you big gay bums.12ne more point, to the silly bitch who thinks bikes are sexier than cars..........when was the last time you had a decent shag on a bike seat?? saying that,your'e probably still a virgin!!13:Fuckin well said DaveWhats going on here anyway-is it Bikers day release day or something??Have they been given the internet in the crippled bikers ward at the hospitalAll biker birds are even scarier than real life dykes, no-one would want to go near themAs for the time the bike was behind mea- I didn't say the bike wasn't fasterb- I dont drive a vauxhallc-im not a boy racerd-I didnt move over due to the long que of artics I was overtaking at the time, and did promptly move over as soon as I was past them-cause unlike bikers on the road I dont think I can do whatever the fuck I like and get away with it.I very rarely listen to the radio only my own cd's- 2 examples of Cars whooping bikes have just been given by Dave, I was just about to mention the Clarkson one.Remember the a-z of why not to by a Nova I didI think the 500 reasons challenge could be applied to the bike????? someone give it a go?need I go on really??????away and look at your gay bike websites14:>one more point, to the silly>bitch who thinks bikes are>sexier than cars..........when>was the last time you had a>decent shag on a bike seat??>saying that,your'e probably>still a virgin!!Hey, no name calling...you're sooo rude! Didn't mummy teach you any manners? *tut*As for shagging on the bike, well, there's nothing like it! Get your bloke up behind you, bend over that big, shiny tank, get hold of the handle bars and ooooh baby!!Tad more interesting than wanking over your new stereo system methinks.You car drivers couldn't handle a foxy biker chick anyway, best leave them to the real men :-D15:>what the fuck??!!!! what the>hell are you gaylords on>about!! face it.....bikes are>gay, its a big penis extention>(which u all need), u all get>off on wearing leather and bum>each other at the sight of a>micron "can". what a load of>shit!hmmm, bikes=gay. A good example of the IQ of a boy racer.check out clarksons>video If you look up to Jeremy Clarkson then you must be a complete tosserwhere the bike (r1) gets>whooped to fuck round the>track by a shitty porsche ,>there's novas round here that>can beat porches. Bring them on. Don't you think that a video produced for a bunch of adolescent car-boys is bound to be biased? I suppose you've "whooped" every single bike you've ever stopped beside at traffic lights then?bikes are>fuckin death traps, And I am from the afterlifego more>than 30mph round a corner and>say hello to hospital food for>a year.>You really are thick aren'y you?>anyway, i've had enough now >c ya gaylords>dave.>>>Bye then>>>oh yeah while i remember, REVS>did a head to head with a>tuned escort cosworth and a>tuned r1 and the bike got>whooped 0-60, 0-100 and top>speed so shove that up you big>gay bums.Hardly. If an R1 was ridden by a muppet like yourself you'd shit your pants because you would be scared of the acceleration.Little screen grab there for those of you who can't see it too

got in there, feck is it slow or what, its run by EMAP so no suprises there thenwhat a set of nobbers eh? hahaha top entertainment

And there's more ...Topic: Why are hot hatches called HOT ???? (24 of 32), Read 26 times Conf: Cars From: DAVE MORECROFT [email]morc@maxpower.co.uk[/email] Date: 02 May 2001 01:05 i wouldn't ride one mate cos i'm not a homosexualTOP | Post | Reply | Reply/Quote | Email Reply | Delete | Edit Previous | Next | Previous Topic | Next Topic | Entire Topic Topic: Why are hot hatches called HOT ???? (25 of 32), Read 21 times Conf: Cars From: G D [email]0to60in3secs@maxpower.co.uk[/email] Date: 02 May 2001 01:10 It's a well known fact that homophobes are hiding their own closet sexuality.TOP | Post | Reply | Reply/Quote | Email Reply | Delete | Edit Previous | Next | Previous Topic | Next Topic | Entire Topic Topic: Why are hot hatches called HOT ???? (26 of 32), Read 18 times Conf: Cars From: Ross Dickson [email]Ross80@maxpower.co.uk[/email] Date: 02 May 2001 01:13 are you some kind of psychologist biker now????what is your problem people whats with all the aggro and abuse-take your bikes and piss off, your not good enough, your not tough enough, and motorways and pussy straight roads aside a half decent car would have your bikesTOP | Post | Reply | Reply/Quote | Email Reply | Delete | Edit Previous | Next | Previous Topic | Next Topic | Entire Topic Topic: Why are hot hatches called HOT ???? (27 of 32), Read 9 times Conf: Cars From: Biker Babe Date: 02 May 2001 01:19 On 02/05/01 13:05:00, DAVE MORECROFT wrote:>i'm not a homosexualShame really...would stop you from breeding other idiotic race kids!TOP | Post | Reply | Reply/Quote | Email Reply | Delete | Edit Previous | Next | Previous Topic | Next Topic | Entire Topic Topic: Why are hot hatches called HOT ???? (28 of 32), Read 3 times Conf: Cars From: Matthams Suck [email]SinclairC5@maxpower.co.uk[/email] Date: 02 May 2001 01:31 On 02/05/01 13:05:00, DAVE MORECROFT wrote:>i wouldn't ride one mate cos>i'm not a homosexualDo you consider calling someone homosexual to be an insult? That's a little narrow minded, isn't it?What puzzles me is this. Every biker I've ever met, male or female, has been sound as a pound. Every Max Power reader I've ever met (or seen on that ridiculous "Carnage" programme on Granada) has come across as a pasty-faced, monosyllabic, quasi-mongoloid who couldn't drive his way out of a paper bag. Who genuinely wants to associate themselves with people like that?TOP | Post | Reply | Reply/Quote | Email Reply | Delete | Edit Previous | Next | Previous Topic | Next Topic | Entire Topic Topic: Why are hot hatches called HOT ???? (29 of 32), Read 23 times Conf: Cars From: Ross Dickson [email]Ross80@maxpower.co.uk[/email] Date: 02 May 2001 01:07 On 02/05/01 12:59:00, G D wrote:>On 02/05/01 12:49:00, DAVE MORECROFT>wrote:>>what the fuck??!!!! what the>>hell are you gaylords on>>about!! face it.....bikes are>>gay, its a big penis extention>>(which u all need), u all get>>off on wearing leather and bum>>each other at the sight of a>>micron "can". what a load of>>shit!>>hmmm, bikes=gay. A good example of the>IQ of a boy racer.>>> check out clarksons>>video >>If you look up to Jeremy Clarkson then>you must be a complete tosserwho looks up to him???-just showing an example>>>where the bike (r1) gets>>whooped to fuck round the>>track by a shitty porsche ,>>there's novas round here that>>can beat porches. >>Bring them on. Don't you think that a>video produced for a bunch of adolescent>car-boys is bound to be biased? I>suppose you've "whooped" every single>bike you've ever stopped beside at>traffic lights then?No-one mentioned beating bikes from the lights-silly bikers just want to go fast in a straight line, pussies cant handle a corner.Jeremy clarksons vidoe's were not produced foir boy racers-he hates young nova idiots etc drivers just as much as we, and obviously you do.>>>bikes are>>fuckin death traps, >>And I am from the afterlife>>go more>>than 30mph round a corner and>>say hello to hospital food for>>a year.>>>>You really are thick aren'y you?nope-I agree-and Ive watched a bike try an dget away from me round a corner-when I was in a 11 year old 80BHP escort, obviously I was getting took apart on the straights but every corner I had caught him before we left it.>>>anyway, i've had enough now >>c ya gaylords>>dave.>>>>>>>Bye then>>>>>>>>oh yeah while i remember, REVS>>did a head to head with a>>tuned escort cosworth and a>>tuned r1 and the bike got>>whooped 0-60, 0-100 and top>>speed so shove that up you big>>gay bums.>>>Hardly. If an R1 was ridden by a muppet>like yourself you'd shit your pants>because you would be scared of the>acceleration.the R1 was ridden by a racing biker-cause we wouldn't want bikers saying we had done it unfairly would we. But yet the Cossie still beat it..............nuff saidTOP | Post | Reply | Reply/Quote | Email Reply | Delete | Edit Previous | Next | Previous Topic | Next Topic | Entire Topic Topic: Why are hot hatches called HOT ???? (30 of 32), Read 14 times Conf: Cars From: Fut Ter Date: 02 May 2001 01:15 hey ross DICKsonif you really want see if your car will corner quicker than a bike - it wont - unless you spend alot of money and besides I prefer my cars basic and simple (67 mini stripped out with a 1340 lump) I dont need a stereo and there is nothing a car can do that a bike can'tburnout, doughnut, etc here are a few that cars can't do - wheelie, stoppie, corner, look good, handle, etc etc TOP | Post | Reply | Reply/Quote | Email Reply | Delete | Edit Previous | Next | Previous Topic | Next Topic | Entire Topic Topic: Why are hot hatches called HOT ???? (31 of 32), Read 6 times Conf: Cars From: DAVE MORECROFT [email]morc@maxpower.co.uk[/email] Date: 02 May 2001 01:21 well in mate, everyone knows jeremy clarkson hates boy racers, he was just proving that a bike is not as quick as a car around a track.and thats where it matters, speed from one place to another is where its at, cos if you hadn't noticed, englands roads aren't all straight as a nail so just having straight line speed is shit. but of course that doesn't matter to the bikers cos they get off on acting like boy racers at the traffic lights. tear arsing around, your just as bad as car boy racers, the only difference is that when it goes pear shaped, your more likely to get up and walk away when your in a car than on a bike.TOP | Post | Reply | Reply/Quote | Email Reply | Delete | Edit Previous | Next | Previous Topic | Next Topic | Entire Topic Topic: Why are hot hatches called HOT ???? (32 of 32), Read 1 times Conf: Cars From: G D [email]0to60in3secs@maxpower.co.uk[/email] Date: 02 May 2001 01:32 hmmm, there is one slight difference between boy racers and sports-bike riders, we keep speeding out of town unlike you bunch of twats go tear-arsing up and down 30 limits.And 99% bikers go for the twisties on a Sunday afternoon - straight roads are boring as fuck on a bike. B roads over motorways any day.I fart in the general direction of your mobile-disco 1.3i

Keep up the good work!

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What puzzles me is this. Every biker I've ever met, male or female, has been sound as a pound. Every Max Power reader I've ever met (or seen on that ridiculous "Carnage" programme on Granada) has come across as a pasty-faced, monosyllabic, quasi-mongoloid who couldn't drive his way out of a paper bag. Who genuinely wants to associate themselves with people like that?

Who wrote that!!!!!!!!!!give the biker a cigar and a beverage of their owen choice!!!!!!!! That is one of the funniest things I have ever read

and whats this crap about" This is a preview of your message. It has not been posted.To make edits, press your browser's "back" button, then press Preview when you are finished making changes.There are 8 misspelled word(s). Click a word for suggestions or to replace."hahahahahahaha tossers

Originally posted by NC30 Girl 4: (very obviously SMs!!)'and you dont have to get all dressed up in bondage style gear every time you go out'Not me dude, I've yet to get around to posting on that thread. Started my own here with a little poem I wrote this morning www.maxpower.co.uk:10080/read?35387,16e#top

i am going to have a butchers!!! Just call me Mr President

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Originally posted by NC30 Girl [B]4: (very obviously SMs!!)'and you dont have to get all dressed up in bondage style gear every time you go out'Not me dude, I've yet to get around to posting on that thread. Started my own here with a little poem I wrote this morning www.maxpower.co.uk:10080/read?35387,16e#top [/B]

Sorry chap...thought that was one of yours

That stuffs a bit harsh innit? gonna get us in trouble!!

what this hooligan has been saying, perhaps t'is a cunning (hmmm) boy racer ploy.

im in as Carlo fandango im logged into max power anyone else coming to play ?

.. it's both shallow and juvenile, and I wouldn't want the same happen here. But having read through the thread, seems like a fair game.With gaylords aside, as it's just not worth commenting. The bit where they say a car beats a bike on a track is ALL that matters. Errrrm, even if it's true, how many of us are lucky enough to commute to work via a track. What planet are these people from?

did you like the pulling power thread then NC30 girl.I didn't want to be too rude, but might change me ways now. I still don't feel the need for a car though, strange that.

or have all our posts been removed there?

Well, this was the one that made me take a sharp intake of breath....little bit too much methinks:Topic: BOY RACERS ARE A BUNCH OF USELESS FUCKING CUNTS!!! (1 of 1), Read 5 times Conf: Cars From: Rectal Examination [email]RectalTurbo@maxpower.co.uk[/email] Date: 02 May 2001 02:27 Fucking twats!!!!!X81...yeah, that was cool! Gotta let em know how damn sexy we all are...LMAO

They're still there. Latest posts appear at the bottom of the thread

You really have to feel sorry for these people:"Astra Merit 1.4 in need of styling, N E IDEAS"

but it's a top laugh. I'm Thury on the Max Factor site, BTW.

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Didn't BiKE do a test between a Subaru (the super duper fast one) and a R1. I think the car would have beaten the bike 'cos of it's cornering ability (you can fling a car all over the place but you've got to be smooth on a bike). Then they introduced the "nuns", a set of cones at the end of the course where the vehicles had to stop without knocking any of the "nuns" over. Then it was pretty much even stevens. The magazine got a huge bill when they returned the car though - one set of almost new tyres had been destroyed in the space of about 20 miles "testing".

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