I was very nearly roadkill tonight

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I was very nearly roadkill tonight

Twat in an arctic was tailing me for the best part of 2 miles on the A52 this evening.

For those of you who know the road, I had just past Radcliffe heading in the direction of Grantham.

Shit-fer-brains decides to overtake me on the single carriage way near Saxondale. I hear him floor it and he moves out.

He gets his cab past me, then he sees the bollard in the centre of the road 50 yards or so infront of him. So he decides to pull in.

Unfortunately for me, there's still 30ft or so or trailer behind me, getting closer and closer!

Thank fook for brakes!!!

I rammed on and let him past with literally inches to spare. Any later and I'd have been squished!

So, I sounded my farty little horn and gave him the finger.

Wanker!

I got home, got off the bike then I realised I was shaking and short of breath!!! Was I in Shock?

So, the moral of this story is, if you see a white arctic with "Hi" written on the side of the trailer in blue. Stay away from the fooker.

If I'd have had a faster bike, and lets face it, most bikes are faster than mine, I'd have caught up with him at the A46/A52 roundabout and twatted him.

Yoinks! Bad juju fella. Don't dwell on it too much.

I do feel a lot better now - been to do some T'ai Chi.I did feel like I didn't want to ride ever again when I got home though.

Re-word that story a bit and the missus might leave a new bike on the dirve for you!

Admin wrote

Re-word that story a bit and the missus might leave a new bike on the dirve for you!

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.PMSLYeah, right.

SKID Mark wrote

Twat in an arctic was tailing me for the best part of 2 miles on the A52 this evening.For those of you who know the road, I had just past Radcliffe heading in the direction of Grantham.Shit-fer-brains decides to overtake me on the single carriage way near Saxondale. I hear him floor it and he moves out. He gets his cab past me, then he sees the bollard in the centre of the road 50 yards or so infront of him. So he decides to pull in.Unfortunately for me, there's still 30ft or so or trailer behind me, getting closer and closer! Thank fook for brakes!!!I rammed on and let him past with literally inches to spare. Any later and I'd have been squished!So, I sounded my farty little horn and gave him the finger.Wanker! I got home, got off the bike then I realised I was shaking and short of breath!!! Was I in Shock?So, the moral of this story is, if you see a white arctic with "Hi" written on the side of the trailer in blue. Stay away from the fooker.If I'd have had a faster bike, and lets face it, most bikes are faster than mine, I'd have caught up with him at the A46/A52 roundabout and twatted him.

buggerglad your ok

Them big trucks are scary.

Why do people always see scooters as something that either must be run off the road, or must be overtaken at all costs?

Admin wrote

Re-word that story a bit and the missus might leave a new bike on the dirve for you!

Reckon that will work then? Might have to try that.....looney tunes shuffles off to put the kettle on, scheming all the way......fancy a cuppa dear, and you'll never guess what nearly happened to me today.....

TF you're ok mate, have a drinkie on me!

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Why do people always see scooters as something that either must be run off the road, or must be overtaken at all costs?

Cos sum d*ckheads like that lorry driver seem to ave something to prove

SKID Mark wrote

If I'd have had a faster bike, and lets face it, most bikes are faster than mine, I'd have caught up with him at the A46/A52 roundabout and twatted him.

If you'd had a faster bike m8 you wouldn't have been in the shit in the first place - would you Pleased you made it out the dark side OK though Mark.

Glad yer okay mate....I sympathise, being nearly a family of road kill earlier today..(in the cage).Slowed down behind a guy who was turning right on a very narrow road...looked inmirror to see a Furniture van hurtling towards us at an alarming rate....Thank fuck he overtook me and there wasn't owt coming...he couldn't possibly have stopped in time.The poor old guy in the car in front sat dazed for a minute or so till he eventually made his right turn.... ..If he hadn't hesitated in the first place he would have been a gonner!I set off after lorry to get his number....I had to laugh though at the slogan on the back....It said "Follow me to the Discount Bed Center" followed by a phone Number..... Think I'll ring em in the morn and say.....sorry..I did try to follow him!....Feck I've never seen a Luton van driven as fast before!

You got passed by an Artic???WTF were you riding? a pushbike??

and this was on a bike

Skid, how's your Bro? Not really kept up with things.

ZRX61 wrote

You got passed by an Artic???WTF were you riding? a pushbike??

Not quite.Piaggio NRG - 50cc derestricted scoot. I'd love something bigger, but I haven't got any dosh.Zanx - My brother? He's fine mate. You sure you're not thinking about Adamski?

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