Three drunks in a taxi

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Three drunks in a taxi

Three drunks entered a taxi, the driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again. He said, "We have reached your destination".

The first guy gave him money and the second guy said "thank you" then both got out. The third guy slapped the driver hard.

"What was that for?" the shocked driver asked.

"Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!" said the drunk.

Man and his mate walking down the street from the pub, first man notices his mate is walking funny leaning forward "why are you walking like that" he says, because I've shit my self says his mate, "when you shit your self you usually lean back and nip your cheeks" His mate looked at him and said " I haven't finished yet". 

Been there done that!!!!!!!

really a cool one



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