Invading the UK

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Invading the UK

A british navy patrol, one of the last ones left, spotted a sailing boat in the english channel. So they closed up on them, boarded and searched the vessel. They just found six pakistanis. Asked what they were doing they replied that they were invading the UK. The officer asked "What-just six of you?" They replied " We're late, the rest of us are already there"