Caption that: WARNING - THIS MOTORCYCLE IS PROTECTED BY... oh, I can't be arsed

Welcome to our weekly caption contest. You know what to do.

SOME riders will stop at almost nothing to prevent theft; they do almost nothing, then stop.

Your funniest caption below, please.

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