50 Cent: not the sharpest knife in the drawer

You're forgetting that he is....

...bulletproof.

 See what I did there?

Posted: 31/07/2009 at 10:26

I thought his name was 'Fiddy' cents....

Posted: 31/07/2009 at 20:54

Like he's gonna clean it himself, you can have as much chrome as you like if some other buggers gonna clean it.

Posted: 02/08/2009 at 21:13

I like the bike, me. I've ridden standard Japs with worse paint jobs...

Posted: 02/08/2009 at 23:06

It wouldnt exactly be a huge loss if that ill positioned helmet didnt do its job though? who cares if he dies, i would laugh; the worst part of his death on a bike would be the negative image afforded to motorcyclists by newspapers in blatant disregard of his idiocy?

 kill him now and be done with it

Posted: 03/08/2009 at 15:59

Eh? Do you know the guy, Donny? Has he cut you up on the way into work or something? Or is it just you're seriously offended by his lacklustre approach to personal safety?

Posted: 03/08/2009 at 19:23

I am seriously offended by his lacklustre approach to personal safety.

nah the guys a bellend, stands for gun crime and crack pushing as far as im concerned

would shoot he myself given a chance - 10th time lucky eh

Posted: 03/08/2009 at 19:40

on a serious note, that tit is a role model to a lot of "misguided" youths has a responsibility to set a good example, we dont really need any more young men dying on bikes now do we

Posted: 03/08/2009 at 19:49

DonnyBrago wrote (see)

It wouldnt exactly be a huge loss if that ill positioned helmet didnt do its job though? who cares if he dies, i would laugh; the worst part of his death on a bike would be the negative image afforded to motorcyclists by newspapers in blatant disregard of his idiocy?

 kill him now and be done with it

You really are an unpleasant little shit.

Posted: 04/08/2009 at 08:27

Quote:"Number 3: That paintjob. It's really going to affect the resale potential of your R1 and that chrome's going to be a bitch to clean."

Easy now, he may be on his way to Brad Pitt's place to educate  him on what a motorcycle could look like.

As for the chrome being a bitch to clean, you got it all wrong, you see 50 Cent got hisself a bitch to clean the chrome…  

Posted: 04/08/2009 at 08:47

the only problem i have with this picture of 50 cent is idiots who idolise him may copy his helmet wearing antics, but i've seen young ped riders doing this already.  I couldn't careless about his t shirt and shorts.  He's old enough to decide what he wants to wear.  nanny state strikes again.

Posted: 04/08/2009 at 12:19

Reminds me of that TV show alien with the really big head. (?)

As for old 50 Pence, in that pic he looks like he's shitting himself.  Maybe he should have blinged up a C90 instead. 

Posted: 05/08/2009 at 08:55

I would say he 50cents short of a dollar.

(or as we say oop North, ten bob short on a quid)

Posted: 05/08/2009 at 16:42