I love two wheels but even I have to draw the line somewhere. This custom might be someone's cup of tea but try as I might, I can't see where you'd get an ounce of fun from riding it. Maybe a decent paint job might make it less offensive. Good luck encountering any speed bumps..
Just as Berlusconi helps push Italy closer to bankruptcy and puts more pressure on the Eurozone crisis, what bettter way to show your love for your country and Europe by blending the two flags together on your cream-coloured scooter's seat. I wonder if there's a Greek version too?
You can't fault the build-quality, but the try-hard factor that oozes from this Ace Cafe Street Triple prevents it ever being cool. The Ace Caf used to be cool because it was understated, now it's in danger of going the way of the Harley-Davidson branded wallet..
A four-wheel leaning scooter. What better way to tell the world you're a complete bulb. Imagine the looks you'll get from other bikers when you block up the gap they want to filter through. Not cool.
This one's for Barry. In case you didn't think the world had recognised you were riding a cool retro British bike, you could of course cover it with Union Jacks and a tacky London Underground logo. Why not go the whole hog and paint a cricket bat, a pint of bitter and Prince Charles on the tank...
