The other day, I showed a friend a few photos from my brother's wedding at the end of July.The only comment they had was they couldn't believe I hadn't had a 'proper shave', and had short stubble.Despite pointing out a current skin problem that means red itchy patches especially ...

just shook the many beer cans on my computer desk to see if there's any dregs to down before they get binned. one was nice and weighty, so up to the mouth it goes, tip back, and....ahhhh, so THAT's where I put the pistachio shells last night! gob full of salty shells, and one...

This is a thread for the few people who don't give a shit about today. If you're with family or a partner fair enough. But if you're not it's just another fucking day and worse it's a day that in polite society is far more clappy happy lovey-dovey than most. Pass the fucking buck...

[Rant] I feckin hate all this Xmas shite. All this bloody false forced jollity and enforced generosity. Good cheer is jammed down your throat from late October lest you should forget it is the season of good-will and buying overpriced shite that people niether want nor need with ...

warzone for the last week with stuff going off every night.I think fireworks should be banned and only formal arranged displays be allowed. Like I say, bah humbug for Guy Fawkes! COYI wrote (see)I think fireworks should be banned and only formal arranged

Right, we all know there's no such thing as non-stick pans. No, there just isn't. What we need is non-stick food!Great idea from the Reaper dept., or what?(Aksherly, what I did this morning didn't stick. Thing is, I don't remember eating it.) Reaper wroteRight, we all know t...

Alternative thread for the miserable . yeah, much more fukn like it! Happy Holidays! trogladyte wroteHappy Holidays!We'll have a little less of that thanks . Fuck off Mr Happy Bloody Holidays...This is the thread for grumpy bastards who think Christmas is over rated. Go open yo...

My company decided at the last minute to close the office on Christmas eve and 2nd Jan so asked everyone to take annual leave.I'd run out and refused to use next years leave allowance.They didn't like that so reminded me that these were not short days so was expected to not finis...

Anyone else wanna forget its Xmas and sleep the way through it? or ignore it completely? I've spent the last 11 months practicing for this I dunno, it's a pain in the ass in some repects but the pressies, food and booze compensate - obviously the true meanings of Christmas. Yori...

As from January, NTL will be charging 1p a minute or £5 a month to use their internet. Now wasn't that a good marketing ploy? They make it 'free' to get everyone interested then stuff on a price tag.....It just so happens that their broadband costs £15 a month with free installat...