WHITE WOMENFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.IRISH WOMENFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.ITALIAN WOMEN:First Date: You take her to a play and an expensiverestaurant.Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti& meatballs.Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists ona 3-carat ring.5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate thethought of having sex.6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.JEWISH WOMEN:First Date: You get dynamite head.Second Date: You get more great head.Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. CHINESE WOMEN:First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.Nothing happens again.Third date: You don't even get to the third date and youalready realized nothing is going to happen.INDIAN WOMENFirst date: Meet her parents.Second date: Set the date of the wedding.Third date: Wedding night.BLACK WOMENFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensivedinner.Third Date: You get to pay her rent.Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.MEXICAN WOMANFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk onTequila, and have sex in the back of her car.Second Date: She's pregnant.Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father,his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids,her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins,her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live onrice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to benice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?