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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just jogged around the park and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed and asked the other man what he did to have so much energy

In a survey of 100 old married couples,it shows doggy fashion is top of the pole,The husband sits and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead... Doggy style is my favourite, as you can watch the tv at the same time or eat! you can also whip

They gave a 15 year old girl the number 69!?!Oh well, I suppose it is the Country that called their F1 Team HRT. 69 was a good number for Jamie,hope it brings her good luck. you go girl!!!! Jamie only had it because it reads the same upside down lol

I'm off to blackpool on wednesday to see my grandpa who is having his toes amputated because he has very poor circulation, the poor chap also has a pacemaker and somebody elses eye Only just realised he's 84 and man that is old. his wife (me granma

When you were a kid....anything over '3' didn't exist....As you grew older, you discovered the truth....But at what age did you decide you were 'old' ??I'm 34 today.....but I feel like I'm 24 !!! Getting married at 21 didn't help....but got out

face it beggers can't be choosers, I'd be happy with a pulse!!!!!! I am 32 years young.....and I believe that there is a large chance in the next few days that I might be shifting a girl of around 22 years old.............excellent!! oh yeah

Three old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess

tired old BMW boxer wanted any condition even incomplete.drop me a line atguilduk@yahoo.com

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads down to the docks for old times sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her to a room. He's going at it the best he can for a guy his age. the old sailor asks" how am I doing?" The prostitute