A plane was losing height so the pilot said to throw passengers in alphabetical order.Tannoy booms out "Africans, Blacks, Coons"Little black boy says "Dad, that's us "Father says "No son it's OK, we is wogs today :smoke: "I warned it wasn't very PC

fathers cockeral :x Well it is a bit of a mouthful

Potentially vs. RealisticallyA young boy went to his father and asked, "What's the difference betweenpotentially and realistically?" The father ponders for a moment,then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with RobertRedford for a

A poor family in Derby are understandably upset that their Father's ashes got scattered under the wrong tree at the wrong time at a Derby Crematorium. A council spokesman said '...More than 3500 bodies are cremated at the site each year

For all you VisorDown photography type people, selling this for the father in law;cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=330169307088&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT&ih=014Will end the auction for a fellow VD'er.No idea what it is worth so make

Everyone has a very pure very true memory, and locked. bike. Then grow taller, and eager to have a bicycle. But due to the strong desire to take father's two old-fashioned on the ride a bicycle. Riding a bicycle, in imperceptible in will, like

been done, i cant believe it, i ordered a blow up doll for my father hes 75, and the buggers sent me this............................ Lets hope he's quick At least it'll be easy to press her button... Typical, she's using the wrong detonation wire

he'd just seen. Without batting an eye, the priest says, 'Son, you've just witnessed a miracle. Tell me, where is this man? 'Flat on his ass, Father, over by the holy water.'

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?""Both son. God is both."After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?""Both son, both.""Daddy, does God love children?""Yes son, he loves all children

Posted in Days Out as well.www.visordown.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=98948Basically it's about 300 old geezers on even older bikes thrashing down to Brighton from Epsom race course.My father (aged 73) is taking part on a 1910 Triumph