.I can prove this because in the lord's prayer it says:Our FatherWho art in HeavenHarold be thy name choc-ice wroteIt was Harold.I can prove this because in the lord's prayer it says:Our FatherWho art in HeavenHarold be thy name No that's his dad's name

It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living. The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman." The next little boy says

father modeI now have a little son 'Callum' - and I'm really chuffed.For those that are into that sort of thing:Baby pics I think he's the most beautiful child ever .Tho' I'm prepared to accept that to the rest of you he looks like a cross

If an unmarried woman has a kid, and names the father on the birth certificate, whose surname does the child get? Do they choose, or does it get the mothers or fathers surname by defualt? Whoever she wants, my ex has a kid to her new bloke

My father in-laws Hyabusa  is up for sale, 16,500 miles, first mot due on 01-05-08, very good condition. He's forgotten to tell me the price, but anyone interested pm me and I'll give you his phone number.......

." Not wanting to do anything halfway, his father bought him American Airlines. Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I shall get

Somebody needs to tell JC to shave. chopping a leg off a poor, innocent wolf is not a 'neat trick', you sick, sick man I don't care who the fuck your father is, yer not walking on the bloody water while I'm fishing! hehehe Seems to be a slight

A Catholic Boy's Confession:'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.I have been with a loose girl'.The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Jones ?''Yes, Father, it is.''And who was the girl you were with?''I can't tell you, Father. I don't want

I sold my Father - in - laws car to my mate over in N.Ireland, but i need to insure it for a couple of days really, just to get it over there.Can anyone recommend an company that could cover this, my own cage company didn't seem keen on the idea.

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies