One for Stig:When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly,widowed father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.So one evening, he went to a singles bar where he spotted the mostbeautiful woman he'd ever seen

The father of 'Johnny Walker' is my dad's best mate. What's the programme about? SKID Mark wroteThe father of 'Johnny Walker' is my dad's best mate.The bottle of Johnny Walker is my best mate. (Hic!) :smoke: Johnny has been addicted to gambling

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a

a bastard? Like father like son. CountZer0 wroteLike father like son.

that and the R1 against the Gixxer in the looks department and the Gixxer looks like a Reliant chunkytfg wrotelooks a bit loose though!!And expensive. stunning!!! Very nice .. Do you know who the Father is bluemissile wroteVery nice .. Do you know who

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. "Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I

Where is the tall tosser 'Is father sent him down t' mill, punishment like, fer 'aving Christmas day off. zanx wrote'Is father sent him down t' mill, punishment like, fer 'aving Christmas day off. I did NO such thing ! No response from the lanky

A twenty-five-year-old man walks into a bar and sits down next to his father. His father says, "Do ya see this bar? I built this bar with me own two hands. Not one person ever called me 'Derwin The Barmaker.'" "Look out that window there. Do you see

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I

-check this with his father. " Dad why are wedding dresses white?"The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white." I'll tell the wife that one! like it,,,very true. you are a saucy pair! yes, ketchup for me please. where