A man and his son are walking through a highly built-up Manhattan when they come across an empty space and the father stops to reflect for a while. "Imagine son," the father says "exactly 31 years ago the great twin towers stood proudly in this area

Girl: “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” Priest: “What have you done my child?” Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.” Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?” Girl: “Because he touched my hand.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked,"Father, my dog is dead, could ya' be sayin' a mass for the poor creature?"Father Patrick replied, "I

Madonna has always said she loves our culture and wants to be more British..  Well she's now a single mum with three kids from different fathers...  Transformation complete I'd say!!!!!

I think this is his Wife/brother/father with him on the quad. He'd be the one with no tusks.www.boardogs.com/Huntingphotos23.htm

Hi,Ive fathered kids so I know the little lads are frisky enough, please pm me if you need some, no Turkey basters please its direct to source only. thanksRom

Timothy Stewart, Ballymoney sadly passed away as the result of a motorcycle accident in May 2009... this run was organised by his father Clifford in his memory.                                                            RIP Timmy

It is Christmas Eve, this chap is on a rooftop about to jump off. His wife is leaving him for another man, he has lost his job and he owes thousands of pounds to the bank. Just as he finishes his prayers and closes his eyes, ready to jump, Father

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure." The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father

Triumvirate is not a word I could define, but still it impressed me. Aluded, not so much. Glad to see you've done this - trust you will get something more modest than the exotic machines your father rides - something more like the Matchless 350