i think your the father of one of my kids ?a guy out shopping spots a woman waving at himhe's rather taken back cos he can't place her,so he asks do you know me ?to which she replies,i think your the father of one of my kidshis mind goes back

Father Christmas This guy is on a rooftop about to jump off. His wife has left him, he has lost his job and he owes thousands of pounds to the bank. Just as he finishes his prayers and closes his eyes, ready to jump, Father Christmas taps him

A Little boy says to his dad, 'Dad, does Father Ted off the T.V. shag little boys up the arse and plant bombs for the IRA and kill innocent people?' Dad says 'No son, he's not a rael priest'.

a father takes his son on in the familly diy&general store , the father says to the son look we need to shift these lawnmowers ok watch what i do & learn just then a gent walks into the shop & asks for a bag of lawn seeds the man says certainly sir

her father sitting at the table in the living room with a beer in one hand and the dildo in the other hand. She says, "Daaad! What the hell are you doing?!" Her father says, "What the hell does it look like? I'm having a drink with my son-in-law." Any

Opinions please...If Children start questioning and doubting Father Christmas's existance, what do you do?Hands in the air and tell them it was a massive wind up...Or try and make them believe for a little bit longer?With this in mind some friends

". "Spirit of Punk". Oh, the irony! One of the tracks on the CD is "C30 C60 C90 Go" by Bow Wow Wow - a song about home taping FFS... Anyone else get showered with Father's Day gifts by their offspring? I got a book:"Auschwitz - The Nazis and the Final

Two questions:1) Fathers, do you expect to receive anything, and if so, what? A card, or more? 2) All with a father, do you bother to send anything, and if so, what? A card, or more? I can't be arsed. I have too many daddies to choose from

My girlfriend insisted that I would make a horrible father so to prove her wrong, I bought a new plant to hang in my living room and told her that I could keep it alive for a full year. It died within the first month. We broke up the next day when

Happy Fathers Day, visordown Dads!!Is displaying Josef Fritzl book in Father's Day gift by Tesco, friggin ridiculous or what???http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/5571959/Tesco-displays-Josef-Fritzl-book-in-Fathers-Day-display.htm