A little boy said "Mummy where do babies come from?" Mummy: "Daddies make sperm and put it into Mummies tummy" Boy:"Do Mummies swallow it?" Mummy:"Only if they want new shoes!" how true is that !

, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. I've come to...." "Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you,"Mrs. Smith cut in. "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I

kept a secret from you. Between my legs I am just like a baby The woman said. God! your not are you The man dropped his pants and a look of astonishment came over her face He said there you are. It's 20 inches long and weights 6lb 3ozs

fair looking little fella. You on baby sitting duties or what!? Cute little un's mind though having never met ya i'd never have been able to guess which one was yours.:burnout: :burnout: I want the second one from the left...can I? please??? He

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A Jelly Baby went to an STD clinic because his willy was covered in coconut and liquorice. The Doc said "What on Earth have you been up to?"Jeely Baby said - "Fucking Allsorts!" Lol pmsl

A jelly baby rushes into his local doctors looking very concerned."Doctor, I think I've got aids!" he says.The doctor looks a little bewildered, "Don't be ridiculous,you're a jelly baby"."I know," replies the jelly baby, "but I've been shagging all

Following on from this thread, which I noted has been bounced, my mate from way back then has given birth to a bouncing baby girl yesterday by c-section (as the baby was breach).Errrm, no idea about weight, name, or time.I'm a bloke (btw, cheers

the new baby?' I asked'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?''No, not yet,' She said.After another few minutes had elapsed,I asked again, 'May I see

Rules: 1 baby tossed out of my top floor window every minute on the minute for the next 40 minutes. To catch the baby you have to post within 2 seconds either side of the moment the baby is thrown out Prizes for most babies caught, best fumble