I was going to go out on a real limb on this one. There was a distinct possibility that this article would find its way under the noses of some people who were going to be pretty horrified at what they read. So horrified, in fact, that they might

. For the purposes of this study we are going to assume that its not raining and that he's not using up another 25% thinking about how cold and wet he is and if its possible to get trench-foot on a motorbike. So what does our dear sweet novice do now? He gets himself

of representing the kind of worst case scenario that is designed to strike a chord — not to mention a note of fear — in the heart of any reader who has ever ridden a desirable motorcycle in one of the seedier corners of our fair city.Hands up anyone who's ever