to the holding pens in an armoured car with a a police outrider escort. That was when my reporter mate sent me a pigeongram saying 'Get down the shambles now with your outfit.' Well, I was courting Mavis at the time, so I said, 'Alright Mavis, fancy coming down
– until the table shat itself and failed to regurgitate the red balls. Got back to the arable pasture to find it had become a car showroom with tented features. Some wankers had even put up a badminton court. We gave them some tea-bags because we
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