BOOBS, JUGS, PAPS - there are lots of words to describe a woman's breasts and now there's a specific kind of armour on sale from Dainese to help protect man's best friend.
Yes folks, the Thorax Pro Lady (sounds like a bloody vibrator - Ed) has just been released by the iconic Italian motorcycle clothing manufacturer, for women who value their prized assets.
Like Dainese's men's chest protectors, the Thorax Lady Pro is made from tough astronmemory and extruded polypropylene, to protect all vital organs inside (and outside) of the rider's ribcage.
Thorax Pro Lady (with straps) - £59.99
Thorax Lady (without straps) - £39.99
Wonder if they've got one to fit Chelsea Charms?
