A MOTORCYCLIST has advertised his Harley-Davidson and wife for sale for $5,900 after she told home to choose between the two.
Bob White of Virginia’s Craigslist ad says: 'Wife says: “Harley goes or I go”… Your choice.'
The ad includes descriptions of both, saying the Harley Sportster has ‘Only 6,500 miles’ while the wife is ‘high mileage’.
It says: ‘Sportster: Well maintained... and it shows – see the pictures… Wife: High-maintenance… and it shows – see the pictures.'
The ad shows a picture of the bike with the wife sitting on it and says White will consider trade-ins.
It also says the bike is a 2006 model in ‘excellent condition’ whereas she is a ‘1959 model year in excellent condition, considering.’