VIDEO: Things sports bike owners say

'If you don't find it funny, then this video is about you.'

WHETHER you agree or disagree, it's hard not to laugh at this guy.

A few of our favourites are:

'This used to be the killswitch but I modified that so that's my nitrous now.'

'If you put it down here to 'On' that turns on my jet fuel.'

'Muffler. I bought this off Ebay. It's supposed to be made out of 100% aircraft grade aluminium.'