Over the past couple years, I unfortunately have had the compulsion to google my Man, every so often....usually after a practice or race just to check in on what's being said. I finally have the urge to set the record straight!! I wish all who cared could see me as I have the biggest and brightest smile on my face as this will be too SATISFYING!!!
Yes, John washes his hands, as do I, our daughter, and hopefully everyone else with whom we come in contact with on a daily basis. Washing your hands before and after a meal and after one uses the restroom is considered sanitary, not compulsive. I think the gentleman who engage in posts over John's "cleanliness, ocd, quircks, eccentricities etc.", are the same gentlemen who were the star quarterbacks in highschool- however, never graduated, or, if they did graduate, never resulted to much! They still picture themselves as a svelte youngster.....when in reality these men sit at their computers taking cheap shots at those who they've never had the pleasure to know. I picture these men, at least 15 pounds overweight- a beer in hand, living pay check before paycheck resulting in the most resentful excuse for a human being ever.
Ok, here's the really satisfying part!!
Gentleman, in the time that you have been in front of your computer, slandering my Man and wishing it was your name on the computer screen instead of John's; (Knowing full well you can barely find the start button) he has run 18 miles of stairs, is contemplating his next big Real Estate project, calculated interest rates/returns in profits, always making sure we're up atleast 200 percent in profits- and he still manages to meet us for dinner on time! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? John has maintained his success throughout his entire life, steadily reaching goals and setting goals over and over!! AGAIN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? John is in the best shape of his life he has a rock hard body; I could literally, thoroughly, wash my clothes on his stomach! It's gorgeous!! HOW'S THAT BELLY BOYS? In the words of my Man, "unless you can compete, don't show up." For the highschool drop outs, that translates to...."Don't talk shit unless you're on his level."
And finally the most satisfying!!! Gentlemen, be prepared to never look at your small packages with confidence again!! Jk would not be very happy with this, but, what the hell- I'm pretty sure he never reads this stuff anyway!! I'm not sure this can be said with class.....let's put it this way. Since being with John, when a really obnoxious man hits on me relentlessly, I have one line that sends him packing...."unless you are a millionaire and have a 12 inch cock, don't bother!!" GENTLEMEN, ASK YOUR LADIES IF THEY'RE SATISFIED. I'm sure you already know the answer!!
Ok, on a serious note. John is an amazing person inside and out, he is a wonderful Dad and a true friend. I am so proud of him!! Yes, we have a clean house, clean cars, clean everything!! It's just how we are- I'm not sure what all the fuss is about. The bottom line- he's talented, he has proven his talent over and over. Not just in racing but in everything he puts his energy into.
Posted: 07/11/2009 at 07:21
