Warwickshire Police issue bike theft warning

Motorcycle Owners have warned Warwickshire Police to be extra lazy following a series of motorcycle thefts that could possibly cause the police to work.  So far, the police have already had to issue a warning for motorcyclists to do exactly what they always do and lock up their bikes.

A motorcycle spokesman issued this statement:

"On behalf of all motorcyclists, we would like to apologise to warwickshire police.  The fact that they had to issue a warning with no real help or new advice is appalling and cannot be allowed to happen again.  We, as a motorcycling community shall endeavour to be 'vigilant' in their place so that they may be allowed to spend time furthering their research in 'The consumption of metabollic fuels and it's expanding effect on the Gluteas Maximus'.

Posted: 24/08/2009 at 11:24

do you blame other people for everything that goes wrong in your life?

the police are not there to be YOUR PERSONAL security force, it is YOUR responsiblity to secure YOUR bike to ensure it is not nicked. 

Posted: 24/08/2009 at 12:17

Posted: 24/08/2009 at 12:52

I was having a laugh Taff.  It's YOUR fault you didn't get it

Yep, apparently Hell's Angels have been melting down fireblades to make weapons to rape, pillage and murder with just like they did at the Bulldog Bash..  Er....  How come it wasn't in the news actually?  Ah yes, they must have killed all the press too..

The bastards.

 Jus for the record, i'm actually a big fan of the police, just not the political, nonsense-talking high ranking morons  

Posted: 24/08/2009 at 13:09