I had a mate that was forever having his garage broken into and his bikes stolen. One night he saw the theives at it and called the police.
The police said the were very busy and couldn't get anyone there for at least 2 hours!
He caught the theif and locked him in the garage.
He called the police back and said there was a gunman in his garden. Within 5 minutes, he had 6 police cars, a van full of coppers and a helicopter overhead.
When the coppers asked him where the gunman was, he said "I locked him in the Garage".
The coppers opened up the garage in full SWAT style, all guns pointing. When they saw the theif cowering in the corner, they said to my mate, "I thought you said he had a gun"....
My mate replies..."I thought you said you couldn't get anyone here for two hours!!!"
Posted: 15/11/2011 at 18:04