Gordon Brown voted least desirable pillion passenger

Unbelievable.

Gordon Brown and Jeremy Clarkson would be my dream pillions!  Jordan, well any bird at my age would be welcome....

Can't anyone conceal the urge to take G.Brown under a low barrier at 100mph, only ducking yourself at the last millisecond?

Or demonstrating that car performance is tame by taking JC pillion around the 'Ring, The Cat & Fiddle, TT course etc? Suspect the gangly twat would break on impact as he fell of the back.... Which he surely would only having the physical attributes needed to thumb scripts or twirl powered steering wheels. 

Final rant - surely this is the first general election that no party wants to win?? 

Posted: 07/04/2010 at 22:29

I once was watching an old programme on Sky and it was Jeremy Clarkson touring around Italy. He was riding a Ducati 916! I beleive that he does like bikes, he likes anything mechanical and powerful and fast, but will never admit to it as it maintains his contenious profile.

Besides, he'd look stupid in multi-coloured leathers like a squashed-up liquorice allsorts mixed with some jelly-babies! Maybe THAT's the real reason he "hates bikes"?

Posted: 09/04/2010 at 13:08

jordan wouldn't stay on very long - soon as you braked she would hit ya back and then spring off of the back  

and yes i would love to show jezza that bikes are superior to cars. i mean, where else can you go as fast as a pagani zonda, have more fun than in a pagani zonda, and pay 100th of the cost of the pagain zonda for the experience?

my answer - a brothell. oh no, i mean a motorbike....  

Posted: 14/04/2010 at 17:32