Friday Caption Competition (20th Oct)

You know the rules by now, get your entry in today

Posted: 20 October 2006
by Visordown News



Click pic to enlagre


YES it's time to dust off your sense of humour and give it a sighting lap before the weekend. We expect plenty of banter on today's competition where we'd like you to put some witty words to this picture of struggling MotoGP rider, James Ellison as he's captured on the grid before a race.

Send in your captions using the comments form below. Please keep them clean and publishable.

The winning caption, will, as ever, be chosen on Monday lunchtime and rewarded with a free year's Visordown Supporter status.

Gentlemen, start your engines..

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Posted: 20/10/2006 at 07:32


matboyslim
"Ctrl Alt Delete! FFS Ctrl Alt Delete!"

Posted: 20/10/2006 at 08:48


OB
Despite the Lithuanian traffic light windscreen washing crew's best efforts to smarten up their act, the ginger infidel still rode off without leaving a tip.

Posted: 20/10/2006 at 08:52


OB
"ere... touch my helmet whilst nobody's looking"

Posted: 20/10/2006 at 08:53


woowoo
You nicked your little sign from the NEC, your not having my bloody keys aswell...git!

Posted: 20/10/2006 at 09:43


Angel__Biker
No you tit, thats the clutch, not the brake.

Posted: 20/10/2006 at 10:39


respin1228
what does this do?
im just gonna fiddle with it so i look like i know what im doing

Posted: 20/10/2006 at 11:59


respin1228
does he know what hes doing?
do you?
well shut up and hold the brolly then!

Posted: 20/10/2006 at 12:03


Hi?
There, I've installed Doom on it like you asked, now you wont be so bored at the back of the grid

Posted: 20/10/2006 at 12:04


DELGIXER1
you might aswell take the key out i'm on Dunlops

Posted: 20/10/2006 at 12:07


3banana
do NOT stare at her tits , the crotch in these leathers is far too tight

Posted: 20/10/2006 at 13:00


randlemarcus
But it can't be the alarm, I put new batteries in the fob only last week...

Posted: 20/10/2006 at 13:21


rfporteno
I know I'm supposed to wear the helmet on my head. But since my penis controls my thoughts...

Posted: 20/10/2006 at 13:21


jim_eh6
"Right, that's it, I'm taking the keys and you can f**k off!"

Posted: 20/10/2006 at 15:59


shanksjacks
i know i know, but i never pushed the oil slick button they fell off without my help.

Posted: 20/10/2006 at 16:06


Oyster
I know it's tight, but I want the cup holder on the left!

Posted: 20/10/2006 at 18:24


ayjay
not my fault mate, she spat it out

Posted: 20/10/2006 at 21:08


rosanne
Now this Auto Suck thing dosn't bite rite

Posted: 20/10/2006 at 21:30


Sting
Having removed the stabilisers, Dad checked the horn was working

Posted: 20/10/2006 at 21:51


shanksjacks
so you say push this button when im behind dani and he`ll know im on his team..

Posted: 21/10/2006 at 08:06


bertusb
Stop your high-pitched whining! When you send you had your helmet caught under the tank, I thought you meant that helmet.

Posted: 21/10/2006 at 09:57


tammyins
I do so love sitting rubbing my helmet until it shines!

Posted: 21/10/2006 at 22:18


respin1228
800cc next year you say?mmmmmn i might stand a chance then..........what?? i dont get to keep this bike?

Posted: 22/10/2006 at 20:17


r6demon
"Ohh so THATS how you turn her on!"

Posted: 23/10/2006 at 08:48


76LM1
What the.... I can't believe you have a picture of Checa on your desktop

Posted: 23/10/2006 at 15:32


marcmywordz
Simon Le Bonn faces up to the fact that singing is not the only thing he is crap at

Posted: 23/10/2006 at 19:16


Ben Cope
Thank you to all entrants, we had a right good chuckle here at Visordown HQ. Special mention to Oyster with: "I know it's tight, but I want the cup holder on the left!" and 76LM1 with: "What the.... I can't believe you have a picture of Checa on your desktop"

The winner however, was an obvious and rather blunt entry from DELGIXER1: "you might aswell take the key out i'm on Dunlops" We laughed at that one. A lot.

Congrats to DELGIXER1 who wins a year's free Supporter status. Check back on Friday for the next competition!

Posted: 23/10/2006 at 21:10

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