I have been riding for years now and the funniest thing I ever heard was that a bloke I worked with that had 3!!!! speeding offences (9 points?) ... said the following, and I quote..."I don't speed. It's people like you who do! Bloody reckless bike riders".
Oh said I, "So if you don't speed and have 3 tickets, and I (merely by having a GSXR1000 by the way) definately broke speed limits, how come I don't have any endorsements and you do?!!"
His answer? But I was only doing 33, 36 and 34 mph! I said yes, thats fine, but you broke the speed limit. He insisted he didn't. So I asked him had he appealed if all the speed cameras were obviously non-calibrated. He said he hadn't.
I asked why, if he was SO sure he never broke the speed limit? Surely there was a mis-carriage of justice. He got redder and redder - it was hilarious.
I pointed out that driving like a twat at 40 mph in 30mph zones and 40mph on UK National speed limits and holding everyone else up and being a bloody menace on the roads, does not a safe driver make. He then stomped off hahahaha.
cheers,
Hoppy
Posted: 31/08/2010 at 21:34