Caption that! - Suspension trouble

Visordown's weekly caption competition

Posted: 11 February 2008
by Visordown News

Visordown Motorcycle News
"Must get this compression damping sorted"

Welcome folks, to Visordown's weekly caption competition, where you get a chance to slap your caption on some 'interesting' shots from around the motorcycling world.

This week we've a picture of a stunt rider getting more than he bargained for while attempting a stoppie at a local bike meet. Looks nasty!

So, it's over to you. Let the captions commence!

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Needs a couple of clicks on the steering damper.

Posted: 11/02/2008 at 13:45

That'll teach me for riding with two tiny people on motorbikes on my shoulders.

Posted: 11/02/2008 at 13:49

The stunt rider added one more pie to the tally on his bandana and began his show.

Posted: 11/02/2008 at 15:15

"One less annoying road bike 'stunt rider' to annoy everyone with his annoyingly repetitive annoying 'stunts'."

 It's not witty, clever or funny, but this is what I hope for.

Posted: 11/02/2008 at 15:26

Bill called his new stunt 'The Breakie'.

Posted: 11/02/2008 at 16:03


Posted: 11/02/2008 at 19:03

Watch thiwhoooaaa

Posted: 11/02/2008 at 19:48

oh so thats where that bolt went.....

Posted: 11/02/2008 at 20:35

Forking hell!!!

Posted: 11/02/2008 at 20:36

Thank god i remembered to always wear protective gear......

Posted: 11/02/2008 at 20:37

The staff at Pilkington's "unbreakable glass" division loved playing tricks on bikers who kept using their car park.

Posted: 11/02/2008 at 22:16

Rogers bike pissed itself when the fat bastard tried to pull a stoppie!

Posted: 11/02/2008 at 22:19

 Yer well.......Thats what I was trying to do!

Posted: 11/02/2008 at 22:45

damn, what my momma used to say was true.....what goes up must come down....and down...and down...and....woah....ow.

Posted: 11/02/2008 at 23:19

I've spent so much time trying to look cool in my bandana, I totaly forgot about the bike  maintenance !

Posted: 11/02/2008 at 23:59

I'm wheely forked now

Posted: 12/02/2008 at 08:34

This'll be the endo me

Posted: 12/02/2008 at 08:35

Only now did he realise the significance of the 'O' face whilst being f*cked.

Posted: 12/02/2008 at 08:52

I've forked it now...... I'll pretend it's a pogo stick instead

Posted: 12/02/2008 at 22:00

"I really should stop doing my own servicing. This is gonna leave a mark"

Posted: 13/02/2008 at 00:27

I knew i should have put clean pants on, no chance to pull a nurse now.

Posted: 13/02/2008 at 08:21

Protective gear is for pussies...

Oh cock. 

Posted: 13/02/2008 at 08:29

that's the last time he smirked when being told to 'look out for the invisible dwarves

Posted: 13/02/2008 at 08:49

Thank Goodness I have on my Kevlar T Shirt

Posted: 13/02/2008 at 09:17

Nah my bikes ok, its just got a bit of a cold today.

Posted: 13/02/2008 at 09:37

Alass, the chinese rip of BMW 'C*ntelever' steering system was not up to the job in hand! 

Posted: 13/02/2008 at 09:43

Hummmmph those forks off Ebay are not the bargain I thought they were....ouch

Posted: 13/02/2008 at 09:51


Posted: 13/02/2008 at 10:19

" is this what they mean on the telly when they complain about 'front end tuck'?"

Posted: 13/02/2008 at 12:18

Must take the DISC LOCK off next time

Posted: 13/02/2008 at 17:46

Spud suddenly remembered where that one left over nut was supposed to go....

Posted: 13/02/2008 at 21:49

The mechanic did say "Lefty-tighty, righty-loosey" didn't he?

Posted: 13/02/2008 at 21:57

The face that sold a thousand helmets.

The face bones connected to the .......road bone...

Inertia, meet Stupid. Stupid, meet Inertia. Stupid, meet Road. Road meat , Stupid.

VD, I like your new [surprise smiley].

Posted: 15/02/2008 at 04:17

Hub Centre steering ??  Bollocks

Posted: 16/02/2008 at 11:29

Suddenly Clark Kent realises why he never uses counter steering...

Posted: 17/02/2008 at 00:13

"Oy!! Who you calling a fat cnut?"

Posted: 17/02/2008 at 00:47

Hang on, did I say "stoppie"? No, no, no - I meant "stop"!

Posted: 17/02/2008 at 10:18

Crap, What did my instructor say to do whis happens? I Should've been listening.

Posted: 17/02/2008 at 10:25

What will the insurance claim look like

While riding to my local supermarket, I was about to stop and park, when a small cuddly and fluffy animal ran out in front of me. Closely followed by it's young family. I a best not to re-enact a Darwinian extinction senario as I grabbed the front brake. Causing it to lock and send both myself and the bike forward. Thankfully the only damage was to my bike as the furry little critters made it to live another day. The damage to the bike is minimal, only requiring a new front end. My protective riding gear was undamaged (as it was left at home). There were 2 witnesses to the events - Steve the Wheelie King and Mick 'Stunt Monkey' Jones.

Please pay out, thanks

Posted: 18/02/2008 at 10:08

Crack testing?

Posted: 18/02/2008 at 10:45

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