All local mechanics will get Microsoft Authorized Mechanic name boards
The motor will crash every 500 km and require to hold the clutch, accelerate hard and use right indicator with a combination of left hand, left leg and right hand to restart
After every production run 0f 500 motors, there will be rubber patches released to ensure bugs dont get into the cylinder
There will be versions ranging from Engine 95 to Engine 7 where the CC will get bigger and bigger and the engine will run slower and slower
Apple will get out of the engine manufacturing game and start making disk brakes which can also play music, record videos etc - People will queue up to buy every time Apple releases a new version
Google will offer a new service by which you don't need your own engine - all engines will be stored on the internet and u can buy as much HP as you want with a good broadband connection
China will ban this as it means power to the people, Google will then offer this service from an offshore facility in Taiwan
India of course will provide all back end support and offer remote maintenance services for all vehicles running this engine.
All mechs/mechanical engineering graduates will become incredibly rich. Rd prices will be somewhere near that of a used bicycle and all us nutcases will happily ride them off into the sunset.
Posted: 26/07/2010 at 09:49
