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How not to live your life: part 2

Iron curtain two-stroke comedy

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Posted: 1 December 2010
by mark forsyth


Never, under any circumstances, trust a Jawa.

Also (more importantly) never trust a rider who doesn't know which side the kick start's on. It's a bad sign, as this short video proves.

Anyone got a bag of frozen peas?

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Discuss this story


Thomp
Brilliant, what an f'in plank, who let him do that?? Surely it can't be his bike.

Posted: 02/12/2010 at 09:29


MF
Nobody would own up to owning a Jawa...

Posted: 02/12/2010 at 10:12


Haywood J. Blomi
Who's dumber? The guy holding the bars or the naive, trusting bozo who got on the back?

Posted: 02/12/2010 at 21:03


Haywood J. Blomi
Do you think he saw the building coming?

Posted: 02/12/2010 at 21:09


Mark Jones 3
"the block of flats just pulled out on me..."

Posted: 07/12/2010 at 15:28

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