I don't have one. But for various reasons (and under some careful and well informed instruction) I have been making a big effort to be more festive this year. So I can proudly reveal one festive fireplace, which features a small tin tree, a pair of most excellent moose and one Rudolf (who travelled with me to Kent today). Rudolf was a gift from my guardian angel.

I am quite enjoying Christmas, which is something that has not happened for years. I have even played some Christmas tunes, and I 'sang' carols today (in Church - normally I just scowl during Church)