Your anatomically perfect partner...

iano

30/04/2003 at 11:21

Like it sez, what parts of who would it be???

GO ON !!!! You know you have nothin better to do on a lazy wednesday than fantasize about your dream man/woman...

Ben Cope

30/04/2003 at 11:22

Anne Widdecombe

iano

30/04/2003 at 11:23

Admin wrote

Anne Widdecombe

Ouch!

Scooby

30/04/2003 at 11:24

Mrs Scooby is fine for me, maybe some duck tape for her mouth at times of stress though.

alscelica

30/04/2003 at 11:26

One of our sales reps looks like she was designed by a committee, she's got stunning legs, great shaped arse, slim waist, cracking set of baps, bee sting lips etc etc, unfortunately they look as if they belong to different people and she looks like frankensteins missus.

I'm not a woman.

iano

30/04/2003 at 11:32

I need "chick", (she must allow me to call her that also), at least 5,8" tall.
Elle Mcpherson in her hayday legs, Janet Jackson Belly, at least a D cup rack, That chick from american pie and Van wilder party liason face, angelina Jolie Lips, and andy mcdowell hair.

SWEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scooby

30/04/2003 at 11:32

alscelica wrote

One of our sales reps looks like she was designed by a committee, she's got stunning legs, great shaped arse, slim waist, cracking set of baps, bee sting lips etc etc, unfortunately they look as if they belong to different people and she looks like frankensteins missus.

What did Frankenstein's missus look like I wonder? As Frankenstein was the doctor and not the monster, who knows a modern Frankenstein would prolly be a cosmetic surgeon, and one that advertises on day time channel 5.

Frankenstein, not Rick Stein as my mind momentarily wandered.

D.A.V.E.

30/04/2003 at 11:32

Anything that breaths and is mute

Scooby

30/04/2003 at 11:34

davethebunnie wrote

Anything that breaths and is mute

and blind

D.A.V.E.

30/04/2003 at 11:37

Scooby wrote

and blind

and deaf.......

ruffers

30/04/2003 at 11:41

mr tack wrote

i saw her on tv yesterday and my god.
dyed blode hair
and a rather felching red dress.

rather like a makeover done by wimpey construction.

Felching?

VFRCARL

30/04/2003 at 11:46

Originally dribbled by Scooby
What did Frankenstein's missus look like I wonder?

Helena Bohnem-Carter...........You not seen the film?

I hate that duck!

TIT#54AA

Taipan

30/04/2003 at 11:46

Kym Marsh.

http://www.sloganizer.net/en/style7,Taipan.png

30/04/2003 at 11:48

anatomically correct man! Corr!

Arnold Schwartznegger body and at least 6' tall

Hair like Michael Schenker (when he had long hair)

A dick like that bloke from boogie nights

A sense of humour like Billy Connolly

Eyes, a deep shade of Green or Blue

Warm. caring and intelligent.... What a combination that would be including all the above!

Ah, I'm off to dream now.

Thanks for taking my mind off my bike woes

D.A.V.E.

30/04/2003 at 12:14

Theres 2 rules to taking the burden of a woman on :

Tape her mouth up and keep her away from yer credit card.

iano

30/04/2003 at 12:17

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Somebody is tired of putting up with her Shit!

Ketchup

30/04/2003 at 12:18

mr tack wrote

i saw her on tv yesterday and my god.
dyed blode hair

Should that not be spelt Blood?

He's Dill the dog, a dog called Dill. Trying to catch his tail, but he never will.

magic wand

30/04/2003 at 12:20

Hung like a mule

I may be gullible but at least I still have this magic fish

Race bikes not dogs

30/04/2003 at 12:39

magic wand wrote

Hung like a mule

He'd probably act like an ass though

rainmaker

30/04/2003 at 12:46

Taipan wrote

Kym Marsh.

Scraping the barrel?

Angelina Jolies lips (as said previously)....mmmm... a friend of mine reckons that those lips look bloody stupid every time me and her b/f have a good lech...... she really doesn't get it does she??!! Mmmm BJ lips AND eyes.......mmmmm

heh heh heh heh

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