Where can yo thrash your bike legally (not on a track circuit)

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23/08/2010 at 20:00
Where can i take my bike on a legal place and thrash the shit out of it 180mph+ , because i cant do it on a track b'cos the circuit straights aint long enuff and i shit meself when the corners come up and i cant do it on the road b'cos i dont like prison food and anal sex, i just want a fat straigh bit of track like on top gear to go flat out.
23/08/2010 at 20:01

23/08/2010 at 20:07

I was going to suggest the Stuart Highway in Australia but it looks like the No speed limit section was remove in 2007..that probably leaves just some of the Pan America Highway in South America, although I suspect a trackday is cheaper and safer

Of course if its straightline speed you are after then probably somehwere like Santa Pod 'run what you brung ' would fit the bill..cheap and safe

Next one 4/9/10 by the look of it

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Edited: 23/08/2010 at 20:10
23/08/2010 at 20:58

Try Bruntingthorpe.. a 2 mile straight!

http://www.bruntingthorpe.com/vehicle-testing.htm

24/08/2010 at 13:30
Nurburgring?

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24/08/2010 at 21:16
These are'nt the droids were looking for! wrote (see)
Where can i take my bike on a legal place and thrash the shit out of it 180mph+ , because i cant do it on a track b'cos the circuit straights aint long enuff and i shit meself when the corners come up and i cant do it on the road b'cos i dont like prison food and anal sex, i just want a fat straigh bit of track like on top gear to go flat out.

where are you going to hit 180+ on your 125 ???
24/08/2010 at 22:37
Off a cliff ?
25/08/2010 at 14:25
Yes but i have a 125cc triple turbo nitros nutabastard.
26/08/2010 at 09:04
Urrrmmm Germany   
26/08/2010 at 09:30
in your dreams?
26/08/2010 at 10:15
These are'nt the droids were looking for! wrote (see)
Yes but i have a 125cc triple turbo nitros nutabastard.

shouldnt you be down the local mcdonalds car park with the rest of the ASBO award winners?
28/08/2010 at 16:47
No i should be nicely tucked up in bed with your mum.
28/08/2010 at 21:30
These are'nt the droids were looking for! wrote (see)
No i should be nicely tucked up in bed with your mum.

there ain't room in a bed for both of you .
30/08/2010 at 08:46
These are'nt the droids were looking for! wrote (see)
No i should be nicely tucked up in bed with your mum.


Dont start using my mother to cover your tracks....

I heard your new ghey lover was a retard, Your now known locally as Mr Bumspastic.

Edited: 30/08/2010 at 16:26
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