What's the best way to insult a Scotsman?

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14/09/2007 at 12:12
there's one here at work that's bugging the bejaysus out of me and i want to demolish him in a patronising manner


thanks in advance, huge girly hugs all round and whatnot
14/09/2007 at 12:14
call him welsh. when he protests say 'well, you all sound the same to me'
14/09/2007 at 12:15
Don't insult the twat just send him back to his tribal homeland (that he should never have left in the first place) btw if Scotland is so great wtf don't they stay there. :smoke:

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14/09/2007 at 12:15
Call him a porridge wog!

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14/09/2007 at 12:15
Refer to him as Jocky McPloppy to other people but make sure he finds out this how you refer to him.

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14/09/2007 at 12:16
Tell him to get you coffee ,remind him the Scottish work for us now

If you can,t use it abuse it
14/09/2007 at 12:17
bigralphie wrote
Tell him to get you coffee ,remind him the Scottish work for us now




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14/09/2007 at 12:18
Make a film about one of his country's heroes but cast yourself in the leading role.
14/09/2007 at 12:18
Ask him what he's wearing under his skirt




You have the right to free speech.........provided your not dumb enough to actually try it
14/09/2007 at 12:20
nordyoldman wrote
Don't insult the twat just send him back to his tribal homeland (that he should never have left in the first place) btw if Scotland is so great wtf don't they stay there. :smoke:



Because we need to send people down to run the country..Someone has to be in charge..
HTH...


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14/09/2007 at 12:21
give him this (printed out)

blah blah blah
14/09/2007 at 12:21
Captain Scarlet wrote
Because we need to send people down to run the country..Someone has to be in charge..
HTH...


deuce!
14/09/2007 at 12:25
bigralphie wrote
Tell him to get you coffee ,remind him the Scottish work for us now


quite like that
14/09/2007 at 12:29
fungus wrote
give him this (printed out)


in a country run by a Scottish minister.

Bile yer hieds!
14/09/2007 at 12:30
ask/say/ do anything you like, anything can set them off...


well balanced people, chips on both shoulders....

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MAC
14/09/2007 at 12:34
Call him English, that always seems to work

Are you a man or a mouse?
JM1
14/09/2007 at 12:37
Lhibou Sage wrote
there's one here at work that's bugging the bejaysus out of me and i want to demolish him in a patronising manner


thanks in advance, huge girly hugs all round and whatnot


In your circumstances, I would wait until he's asleep, then leave your quarters, go up the back stairs into the main house and leave him a note saying that you're fed up with all this and that you're going back into the woods to be with your own kind.
The next morning, his face will be a picture when he realises he'll have to make his own breakfast and dress himself.
14/09/2007 at 12:37
MAC wrote
Call him English, that always seems to work


Unless of course you are anywhere else in the world. People ask English? No Scottish, ahhh welcome...


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Due to my happy knack of surviving near death incidents, my children have decided to call me Captain scarlet...
14/09/2007 at 12:43
Tell him he's so patronising he's almost English.
14/09/2007 at 12:55
Lhibou Sage wrote
there's one here at work that's bugging the bejaysus out of me and i want to demolish him in a patronising manner


thanks in advance, huge girly hugs all round and whatnot


Call him English...or Scotch.

hth


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