whats on your bedside table?

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18/01/2004 at 23:26
just out of interest what do you guys and gals keep next to your bed.........mine is
a bag of condoms
a bottle of aromathapy oil
lamp
keys for my.....
and my gum sheild (i grind my teeth in my sleep)

finger lickin' good ;-)
18/01/2004 at 23:30
Lamp, book, bottle of water and my box of meds



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18/01/2004 at 23:33
A wrecked cd with 'coaster' written on it, a stale glass of water and the TV remote.

The nodders are in the bottom drawer along with the one from last night and a bog roll.

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18/01/2004 at 23:34
shortpins wrote

...a bag of condoms

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18/01/2004 at 23:35
Lamp, alarm clock, "The Universe In A Nutshell", mobile phone, asthma inhaler, assorted battery operated objects

On Ceri's bedside cabinet

Lamp, book, yet another book, oh.........what's that......another book, 3 magazines, a copy of the Sunday paper dating back 3 weeks, insulin and blood testing stuff, lucozade, socks, mobile phone, anything that can be knocked off in the night if we roll over and take the quilt with us.



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18/01/2004 at 23:37
Video, TV, Playstation, Xbox.


And I meant television. Not that I have a 'Lady' with a 'surprise' for me under her dress sitting on my bedside table...

Do not rely on anything I have said. Unless of course you have paid for the pleasure. Whereupon my insurance will sort out the mess.
But you can trust me not to blab it round the forum.

18/01/2004 at 23:39
Muzzychuck wrote

You always say the right things.
I think I love you.



lol muzzy you dont know what the keys are for yet

finger lickin' good ;-)
18/01/2004 at 23:39
radio/alarm.

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18/01/2004 at 23:41
Robbob wrote

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The nodders are in the bottom drawer along with the one from last night and a bog roll.

What the hell are "Nodders"?

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18/01/2004 at 23:43
Blackvisor wrote

What the hell are "Nodders"?

I think it should have been "Nobbers (c)" ...
... a sort of dildo, no?

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18/01/2004 at 23:43
shortpins wrote

lol muzzy you dont know what the keys are for yet

That's why I'm on my way over right now.
18/01/2004 at 23:45
Muzzychuck wrote

That's why I'm on my way over right now.




lol well i'll keep you guessing then until you pop by

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18/01/2004 at 23:46
An axe, and a head.


Single at last.

ste
18/01/2004 at 23:48
Jiz mag.
18/01/2004 at 23:48
Mr Soap wrote

An axe, and a head.


Single at last.




Sounds like it's going to take more than the usual puncture repair kit to patch up your relationship this time.

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18/01/2004 at 23:57
Blackvisor wrote

What the hell are "Nodders"?



Nodders are condoms

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19/01/2004 at 00:08
Heard them called lots of things but never nodders!
19/01/2004 at 00:08
PC, Alarm Clock, Mobile Phone, DVD's and other assorted boys toys (my room is a mere 6'6" by 7', and so to cram in the stuff from my old bedroom in my own house, which was about 20 feet by 10 feet is a bit of a task

   

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19/01/2004 at 00:43
shortpins wrote

just out of interest what do you guys and gals keep next to your bed.........mine is
a bag of condoms
lamp so I can find the
keys for my.....
handcuffs......
a bottle of aromathapy oil....
in case I lose the kays and need to slip wrists out of the handcuffs....
and my gum shield (I grind my teeth in my sleep)when I am fastened to the bedstead


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19/01/2004 at 00:56
demographic wrote

Kin ell, don't mind telling the world do you

or showing

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