Wanking Injuries

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Wanking Injuries

Should you take yer rings off first?

I know a bird who sprained her wrist wanking off her fella

No the Cheese grating effect heightens the sesual feeling NOT

Don't no m8 i don't wear any.

yep take em off, I dont want the birds to know Im married

ChopstickJim wrote

yep take em off, I dont want the birds to know Im married

Gad a feeling you'd bite on this CSJ!

you calling me a wanker?

lol,lol,lol

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...when she gets over-enthusiastic.

I nearly had some bird's eye out once. Or twice...

Bamm-Bamm wrote

I nearly had some bird's eye out once. Or twice...

This is getting weird. You mean like fish fingers out of the freezer?

Bamm-Bamm wrote

I nearly had some bird's eye out once. Or twice...

ROFLMAO

None to report, sorry.I did split my "banjo string" through a little over enthusiastic thrusting. Bled like a stuck pig. Didn't realise stright away and filled her up!It was horrid.

I dropped an electric razor on me old man.It slipped out of me hand..honest

davethebunnie wrote

I dropped an electric razor on me old man.It slipped out of me hand..honest

Serves you right for trying to do two things at once You know us blokes can't do that Nige.

Ballacraine wrote

Serves you right for trying to do two things at once You know us blokes can't do that Nige.

not strictly true... i can do me burd while thinking of Kelly Brook... does that count??

robski23 wrote

not strictly true... i can do me burd while thinking of Kelly Brook... does that count??

No...That is one thing.....Humping! Nige.

robski23 wrote

i can do me burd while thinking of Kelly Brook... does that count??

You are in soooo much trouble when she reads that.

adamski wrote

"banjo string"

Ha Ha Ha!!I love that name!! LMAO!!

4arm ache!

Semen squirted in the eye stings a lot

adamski wrote

"banjo string"

Is that where the tune "Duelling Banjos" in the film "Deliverance" gets its name?

magic wand wrote

Semen squirted in the eye stings a lot

Yes - I forgot that. A few times I've shot over my body & into my eye - really, really stings!

Ever experienced a vibrator overheat???!!!

Not exactly a wanking injury, but the oyher half gagged, then coughed and bit me todger, fcuk it hurt, drew blood and gave the ole man a bruising ring, then she said she'd kiss it better???

hellonweelsuk wrote

Ever experienced a vibrator overheat???!!!

Did you smoke afterwards? Any afterglow?

I dont need an excuse to smoke

ChopstickJim wrote

yep take em off, I dont want the birds to know Im married

Listen, Suzuki-boy, we know every Brit in Hong Kong is gay so don't try to shine us one that the birds you go out with are really birds Sorry, didn't mean to give it away. And the Chinese girls look so much like Chinese men, don't they? Sorry, Jim, I know how much you love China, the Chinese, and their goverment. :burp:

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