Wanking Injuries

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08/12/2001 at 14:56
Should you take yer rings off first?




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08/12/2001 at 14:58
I know a bird who sprained her wrist wanking off her fella

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08/12/2001 at 14:59
No the Cheese grating effect heightens the sesual feeling NOT

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08/12/2001 at 14:59
Don't no m8 i don't wear any.

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08/12/2001 at 15:05
yep take em off, I dont want the birds to know Im married
08/12/2001 at 15:13
ChopstickJim wrote

yep take em off, I dont want the birds to know Im married
Gad a feeling you'd bite on this CSJ!




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08/12/2001 at 15:16
you calling me a wanker?
08/12/2001 at 16:10
lol,lol,lol

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Back on 2 wheels and loving it :burnout:
08/12/2001 at 17:24
...when she gets over-enthusiastic.
08/12/2001 at 17:28
I nearly had some bird's eye out once. Or twice...


08/12/2001 at 19:08
Bamm-Bamm wrote

I nearly had some bird's eye out once. Or twice...
This is getting weird. You mean like fish fingers out of the freezer?




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The ORIGINAL Southern Death Racer
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08/12/2001 at 19:43
None to report, sorry.
I did split my "banjo string" through a little over enthusiastic thrusting. Bled like a stuck pig. Didn't realise stright away and filled her up!
It was horrid.

Yeah? whatever!
08/12/2001 at 19:49
I dropped an electric razor on me old man.


It slipped out of me hand..honest
09/12/2001 at 11:54
davethebunnie wrote

I dropped an electric razor on me old man.


It slipped out of me hand..honest


Serves you right for trying to do two things at once

You know us blokes can't do that

Nige.

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09/12/2001 at 12:35
Ballacraine wrote



Serves you right for trying to do two things at once

You know us blokes can't do that

Nige.


not strictly true... i can do me burd while thinking of Kelly Brook... does that count??

I'm the man from Autoglass, want me to fill yer crack wiv me special resin???
09/12/2001 at 12:45
robski23 wrote



not strictly true... i can do me burd while thinking of Kelly Brook... does that count??


No...That is one thing.....Humping!

Nige.

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09/12/2001 at 13:49
robski23 wrote

i can do me burd while thinking of Kelly Brook... does that count??
You are in soooo much trouble when she reads that.

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09/12/2001 at 18:43
adamski wrote

"banjo string"


Ha Ha Ha!!

I love that name!! LMAO!!



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14/12/2001 at 13:33
4arm ache!

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14/12/2001 at 13:38
Semen squirted in the eye stings a lot

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