Wanking, are you practical or adventurous?

Lord Flashheart

21/03/2007 at 11:15

A quick shuffle to help you sleep at night or a major production with nail varnish, outfits, candles & music?

Not that I do it at all, never, don't even hold it when I'm having a wee.

SuperSonic

21/03/2007 at 11:17

Lord Flashheart wrote

or a major production with nail varnish, outfits, candles & music?

Blimey...

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darrens_here

21/03/2007 at 11:23

a friend of mine (honestly) once told us how he likes to spic things up by "danger wanking".......... banging one out upstairs in the office (where the pc is I assume) whilst the misses is down stairs,............. waiting until she is asleep and knocking one out in a sock next to her......

Derek Smalls

21/03/2007 at 11:29

The most adventurous I ever get is a quick backwank (right hand under my thigh to my cock) and my left forefinger up my arse, then drink the semen afterwards.

Taipan

21/03/2007 at 11:29

Poor form old chap. Dont swear in thread titles.

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abjectblitz

21/03/2007 at 11:33

Wanking is considered swearing?

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Lord Flashheart

21/03/2007 at 11:36

abjectblitz wrote

Wanking is considered swearing?

It is? bad enough it turns you blind

Mad Ax

21/03/2007 at 11:36

Sometimes I use the other hand.

Sometimes it's a quick shuffle in a few spare minutes, sometimes it's something to be done slowly and savoured for the wonder that it is.

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Lord Flashheart

21/03/2007 at 11:38

Taipan wrote

Poor form old chap. Dont swear in thread titles.

Appologies, I toyed with "self-abuse" but did not want replies from confused self-harmers.

Derek Smalls

21/03/2007 at 11:39

Mad Ax wrote

Sometimes I use the other hand.

Sometimes it's a quick shuffle in a few spare minutes, sometimes it's something to be done slowly and savoured for the wonder that it is.

Further information will not be divulged at this stage

And it is a wonderful thing don't you think? Auto eroticism probably makes up about 95% of my sex life and I am not ashamed of that. Yes I'm a wanker, yes I'm comfortable with it.

21/03/2007 at 11:39

Sometimes I get my sister to finish me off.

Mad Ax

21/03/2007 at 11:40

Lord Flashheart wrote

Appologies, I toyed with "self-abuse" but did not want replies from confused self-harmers.

Maybe we should start a new thread so they don't feel left out..?

Mad Ax

21/03/2007 at 11:42

Derek Smalls wrote

And it is a wonderful thing don't you think? Auto eroticism probably makes up about 95% of my sex life and I am not ashamed of that. Yes I'm a wanker, yes I'm comfortable with it.

I agree.

A friend once told me* that if you asked the population "do you masturbate, yes or no?" that 80% of people would admit to it, and the other 20% would be lying.

*he was famed for making things up, so this might be complete bullshit

Lord Flashheart

21/03/2007 at 11:42

Mad Ax wrote

Maybe we should start a new thread so they don't feel left out..?

Not sure they dress up for it though, just as messy though I guess and pretty hard to explain to ya mum when caught.

Mad Ax

21/03/2007 at 11:43

Lord Flashheart wrote

Not sure they dress up for it though, just as messy though I guess and pretty hard to explain to ya mum when caught.

yup, and you don't want to leave the tissues lying around afterwards

choc-ice

21/03/2007 at 11:44

OB wrote

Sometimes I get my sister to finish me off.

Yep, OB's sister is great at it

Oldgeezer

21/03/2007 at 11:45

OB wrote

Sometimes I get my sister to finish me off.

She's good isn't she?

Mad Ax

21/03/2007 at 11:48

OB wrote

Sometimes I get my sister to finish me off.

With reference to the "helping people with their PCs" thread, do you ever return the favour..?

Harper

21/03/2007 at 11:54

Lie on your arm until it goes dead. It's like somone else doing it. (so I'm told)

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the oaf

21/03/2007 at 12:01

OB wrote

Sometimes I get my sister to finish me off.

That's disgusting. It's not wanking if you get someone else to do it. Do it properly or not at all.

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