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How many songs which reference the noble art can you come up with?

Two for starters;

Long View by Green Day

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My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's got
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're fucking breaking



Hoo Haa by the Humpff Family

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One took to stage with comedy, it took a while to get a theme
A dry witted honesty, about his life was just a scream
One got real angry, to think that's all he was worth
And after forty whiskies and a wank
He said he felt much worse



By Ivor BiggunMy mother said that I never shouldplay with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.Their giggling talk I could never understand,and that's why I fell in love with my right hand.And that's why(Chorus)I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.and it does me good like it bloody well should.I'm a wanker, I'm a wankerand I'm always pulling my pud'.I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed,and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.And that's why(Repeat Chorus)Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain.I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat.And that's why(Repeat Chorus)Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,Thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.I've got pains in my arms and my dong is getting shorter,My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.

Turning Japanese - The Vapourssay no more!

my ding-a-ling got to be a classicmy ding-a-ling my ding-a-ling i want u to play with my ding a ling

So bikerbabe has to be at least 60 !

no she just has it on cd that was made up along with my old mans a dustman and cat in the kettle at the peking moon!!! cracking CD

bit like the "luid songs" thread...so, same answer:

Jackson Browne - Rosi wrote

But rosie you're all right -- you wear my ringWhen you hold me tight -- rosie that's my thingWhen you turn out the light -- I've got to hand it to meLooks like it's me and you again tonight rosie

is about The Art - and not a lot of people know that

ab/cd. the uk's top acdc tribute band LOVE DOLLFrom the albumThe Rock'n'Roll Devil(Burp?)Yeah, Yeah !aaaaaah Yeah !(I was so tired of usin' my right handAll you lonely boys, you do understandWell I had a desire, you know what I meanWell I found her in the paper, the girl of my dreamsShe's so fantastic, she don't fool aroundDoesn't even make a soundMY LOVE DOLL, MY LOVE DOLLPLASTIC ONE WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLEMY LOVE DOLL, MY LOVE DOLLPLASTIC ONE WITH A HOLE IN THE MIDDLEYou say a woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta doWell I'm a man I gotta do my thing tooMaybe bending over is a thing of the pastBut every man's the same from the first to the lastShe's so fantastic, always willing to pleaseWith a "money-back" guarantee(CHORUS)Fire !BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !

the ceasers== jerk it out

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...You must whip itBefore the cream sits out too longYou must whip itWhen something's going wrongYou must whip itNow whip itInto shapeShape it up...

maybe

one for the girls

She Bop - Cindy Lauper wrote

...Hey, hey - they say I better get a chaperoneBecause I can't stop messin' with the danger zoneNo, I won't worry, and I won't fret--Ain't no law against it yet--Oop-she bop-she bop-

Time - David BowieTime - he flexes like a whoreFalls wanking to the floorHis trick is you and me, boy

game

So really game https://jumblesolver.online so far fast.

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