Urgent help required

Visordown members......

I require your expert help in the following matter.

Could you please tell me how I can tell the difference between my arse, and my elbow.

They both official UK items, not grey import.

Any tips well received.

Thanks

DP xx

Its easy enough to be happy,when the world rolls along like a song

But a mans worthwhile,if he can smile when everythings gone fucking wrong

Adolf Hitler 1945  

You can usualy tell by the smell.... eat lots of vindaloo and drink several pints of guiness...the one that pushes people out of the way is your elbow the one that stings and smells horrible is your arse. HTH.

PS. nice to see you Pete, where ya bin?

I'm in South Korea. I've been here since early July and I'm likely to see out the vast majority of August.

Thanks for the help fella!

Its easy enough to be happy,when the world rolls along like a song

But a mans worthwhile,if he can smile when everythings gone fucking wrong

Adolf Hitler 1945  

LOL - To some* Harry, you're the 4th emergency service.

*Mainly little spacker type blokes.

Ducati Pete wrote (see)

LOL - To some* Harry, you're the 4th emergency service.

*Mainly little spacker type blokes.

Its easy enough to be happy,when the world rolls along like a song

But a mans worthwhile,if he can smile when everythings gone fucking wrong

Adolf Hitler 1945  

Don't Harry, you scare me sometimes.

Like I said, the only blokes called **** in real life are gangsters!

Ducati Pete wrote (see)

Any tips well received.

In the arse or in the elbow?

Ducati Pete wrote (see)

I'm in South Korea. I've been here since early July and I'm likely to see out the vast majority of August.

Thanks for the help fella!

Leave them dogs alone now ya hear 

Dammit work why don't you....