Stutterers and BMW riders, when you talk make a hand gesture like you're scratching a record and say "can I get a rewind" at the end of your sentence. That way people will never know you have a speech impediment, and will only think that you're a dick.
Tip for angry wind-up monkeys
Start your day with a breakfast of 2 pounds of spicy sausage, a tin of prunes, some whole grain cereal, add some uncooked eggs smothered in hot sauce and top it all off with a litre of fruit juice.
This won’t make you feel better but it will give you an idea of what your arse is for...
dont see anyone else offering
without tips how is a fella to know he should put his money on rooney getting a red card come saturday
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