Tip -
Stutterers and BMW riders, when you talk make a hand gesture like you're scratching a record and say "can I get a rewind" at the end of your sentence. That way people will never know you have a speech impediment, and will only think that you're a dick.
Tip for angry wind-up monkeys
Start your day with a breakfast of 2 pounds of spicy sausage, a tin of prunes, some whole grain cereal, add some uncooked eggs smothered in hot sauce and top it all off with a litre of fruit juice.
This won’t make you feel better but it will give you an idea of what your arse is for...
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without tips how is a fella to know he should put his money on rooney getting a red card come saturday
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