Tip of the Day

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24/04/2010 at 08:54

Tip -

 Stutterers and BMW riders, when you talk make a hand gesture like you're scratching a record and say "can I get a rewind" at the end of your sentence. That way people will never know you have a speech impediment, and will only think that you're a dick.

24/04/2010 at 09:21
BO selcta!!
09/06/2010 at 11:13

Tip for angry wind-up monkeys

 Start your day with a breakfast of 2 pounds of spicy sausage,  a tin of prunes, some whole grain cereal, add some  uncooked eggs smothered in hot sauce and top it all off with a litre of fruit juice.

This won’t make you feel better but it will give you an idea of what your arse is for... 

Edited: 09/06/2010 at 11:13
09/06/2010 at 13:21
Will this be a regular thing, your tips for the day?
09/06/2010 at 13:32

dont see anyone else offering

without tips how is a fella to know he should put his money on rooney getting a red card come saturday

09/06/2010 at 13:34
Thats true allan and i hope the WUM'S take your advice
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